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2Merr


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When Twilight needs a pardon, Celestia is there to provide. When Twilight doesn’t need one, Celestia still provides.

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This was fun.

“Twilight Sparkle,” she began. “You stand accused of the following crimes: trespassing, breaking and entering, destruction of government documents, assault, littering, resisting arrest, and impersonating a public official. How-”

At least it's not necromancy this time.

The prosecution, sans Serif

Booooo.

I came expecting Purple, got Douche. Not disappointed :rainbowlaugh:

This one's great. See y'all on the featured box!

Cute. Nice Merr.

This is great! I especially loved the last line. :)

10/10 clearly the greatest fic of all time



But seriously this is awesome and I give you an upvote

god i hate myself

DON'T YOU DARE HATE YOURSELF FOR THIS MASTERPIECE

The prosecution, sans Serif

I want to fucking strangle you. Otherwise, good story.

I kind of want to see a full blown Ace Attorney rendition of this. You know, crank the silliness up to eleven.

My only problem I have with this story is the absurdly long title

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The original idea spawned from seeing so many “five things” fics. They’re more prevalent on FFnet, and they tend to have stupid long titles.

Here’s a made up example: Five Times Trixie Kissed Maud and One Time Maud Kissed Back

Or: Five Things I Put Inside Your Mom and One Thing She Put Inside Me

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveThingsFic

TinMan #15 · Apr 30th, 2020 · · 1 ·

Celestia before and after the trial.
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I bet the one dislike on this story is from Blueblood

“Oops! Pardon me, Princess.”

“Of course, Twilight.”

I can't tell if that was an easier, or harder pardon to receive. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the highly accurate title!

God this is a beautiful piece, thank you

Love it! Simple, straight ahead, ruthlessly entertaining. 10 outta 10.

I feel like that last one could have been dropped under definition of satire :p
Nice fic, had me laughing as herd as Celly was trying not to.

How could you hate yourself, when you produce such masterworks as this?

Well that was absolutely glorious. :rainbowlaugh:

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Dammit, beat me to it. :rainbowwild:

This was cute~

Ending bit is nearly painful.

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But oh so perfect.

I love fics like this. Delightfully silly yet well written.:yay::heart: Well done.

To say that this story was both amazingly hilarious and insanely crazy is an understatement! You just made something that can easily be seen as a masterpiece and my god this was freaking fantastic stuff! Ahh man this was SO GOOD! I hope ya didn't mind, but I had to make a reading on such a fabtastic story ya did! This is just too freakin' good to pass up on!

AdUioD LiNko: https://youtu.be/llmcxc83S_c

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

Sparkle horse is best self-lawyer.
Sun horse is best judge.

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Did you mean to set it to premiere a week from now?

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Good point xD I'll adjust that for tomorrow! Thank you for lettin me know about how rediculous I originally made it air LOL

This brightened my day. Thank you, 2Merr!

This was amazing 10/10

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I was actually considering commenting with something along of "Wow, this is the first X Times X event happened and one something else did fic I've ever seen on FIMFiction", but after reading the story and seeing your comment, it became clear that this was less an X Times fic and just using the title as a joke. The lack of those kinds of fics here is actually one of the key points in showing how FIMFiction has a drastically different "fanfic culture" to other places, mainly AO3 because that's the only other site I'm really familiar with. And while it's obvious at first glance there's a difference, looking at it in what is certainly way too much depth like I have shows just how radically different it can be.

This was a silly story. It was a good silly story. Don't hate yourself.

i hate that i love this

thank you

8/10, solid fic. Ending got a good chuckle out of me

Needs sequel with twilight being an alicorn.

This is too cute.

You wrote this entire story just so you could say "sans Serif", didn't you?

Also, I broke my professional demeanor at work laughing at the punchline. Thank Faust no one was around to hear my sound.

Magnificent fic, ya unapologetic punmeister

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Serif actually came up at the last second. I wrote 99% of this at 2:30 the night before. When I woke up and proofread it, I saw an opportunity I couldn't possibly resist.

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You're a mad genius.

Like the thumbnail for the story.

Huk

A nice short piece to start the day, thank you :twilightsmile:.

Pardon me for such a short comment... :unsuresweetie:

Brilliant.

You brilliant batard!

~Skeeter The Lurker

This was great. I had a rough night and this story has really helped to lighten my spirit. Thank you.

From the illustration picture to the last line, trully a story that made me chuckle more that I hoped !

this one genuinely made me laugh. you represent Blueblood's character perfectly. well done.

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