Dear Princess Starfire,
The apple is still screaming. Silencing spells don’t work on it because it has no mouth. I’ve got it mostly muffled with some towels inside a locked chest.
Anon bravely offered to smash it, but I’m growing a conscience at the most inconvenient time possible. If it’s alive, what right do we have to kill it?* Would it be a mercy to end its tortured existence? I’m trying my best to not come up with an answer so Anon suffers as long as possible.
Your first fruit wizard,
Buttlight Fuckle* Fruits aren’t protected under Equestrian law. Even if it’s alive, murdering it is 100% legal. Believe me, I triple checked. I just want the screaming to stop.
Love, Anon
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Anon: Oh god, why!?
Twilight: I wonder if we were to mix it with a spider we could get a walking pet apple.
Anon: That's it! I'm getting the pulper!
Twilight: Nooooooo!! My portable apple!
It's not even alive. It's not murder. Come on, Twilight, I thought you knew how basic things work. if the apple comes off the tree, it dead.
Quick! Nobody remind Twilight that fruits basically plant babies!
That's a keeper
hey Buttlight, you kniw hat else makes noise and doesn't have a mouth? a radio. it's not murder to smash one of those either.