Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 115

Poems are dumb
Purple is too
You put up with me
So this is for you

To tell you the truth
You’re more than just k
You’re better than coffee
You light up my day

Voice of an angel
Sweeter than pie
Booty like an onion
Make a grown man cry

Wherever I go
I’m thinking of you
Except in the bathroom
Cause that’s where I poo

Happy Valentine’s Day, Sunbutt
Love, Anon

Comments

[Vladistad]

amazing.

[Illi]

Words of a true poet.

[Moonlight_Mist]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't think of your lady,
When you take a poo.

Word to the wise from Anonymous. Take heed, folks. Notes too.

[Zeromant]

as crass as it was, that was rather sweet. just can't wait to see the responses to come.

[Neece]

2 Cute 2 Purple

[Exaxxion]

I’m on my ship laughing as it just gets stronger and stronger, I’m be sad when it never comes true though, cause I’m not sure the series will go that far

[Venerable Ro]

Aw, how sweet.

[Pickleless]

Majestic.

[Cosmic Flare]

Beautiful and well put. Don't be purple anyone.

[StardustSurvivor]

I ship it.

[Wild Zontars]

The opposite color to purple is green. Anon is green, the least purple color possible. Be like Anon. Don't be purple.

[Hotel_Chicken]

You’re better than coffee

Is it sad that I wish someone would say that to me? It's fucking valentines day and that was the most romantic thing I've read all day. FML.

[Eroraf86]

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Actually, the opposite of purple is yellow.

[Emtu]

10085386
Does that mean Fluttershy is the smart one in this 'verse?

[Eroraf86]

10085493
Fluttershy is ALWAYS the smart one.

[Officer Hotpants]

Well I mean there are other reasons to be in the bathroom that might find you thinking of onion booty but that's probably a good rule to abide, generally speaking.

10085351
I don't think you have to at this point.

[A Wild Magikarp]

It was super sweet, extremely heartfelt, and very mature... until those last two verses.

... Well to be fair, I guess this is still Anon we are talking about. Coming from him, I guess this is about as saccharin as we’re gonna get.

I REALLY can’t wait to see the response letter.

[Level Dasher]

Aww. You go get 'er, Anon.

[duckboy416]

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You're better than coffee. <3

[TheDino27]

The talent might not be there but the idea was .
Also , I forgot if it's said in the show that the ponies actually celebrate Valentine's day or something similar . If they don't , it would be funny to see a confused Sunbutt wonder why the heck Anon sent her a love letter.

[GespenstKAF]

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If memory serves, they celebrate Hearts and Hooves Day.

[TheDino27]

10086110
Ah indeed ! my bad then.

[Yellowtail]

Damn, that’s better lyrical talent than me

Roses are red
I drink circletine
Kermit the frog
SHOULD BE THE NEXT PALPATINE

[Silver_Fang15]

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How is that any worse? It's amazing!

[DarkDMan]

Am laughing hard at work, and everyone is looking at me funny after I read this, because it's rare to see me like that here!

Great job! Happy V-day story!

[vinyldash23]

Real nice, Anon. I actually do like this. No sarcasm.

[Frankie2]

What? He didn't send a Valentine's Day poem to Luna?

[Shadow Star]

Wherever I go,
I’m thinking of you.
Except in the bathroom
Cause that’s where I poo.

Its Romantic and hilarious. Its Threatmantic!

..wait no that's not right.

[Teikan]

heheheheheheeh