Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 48.1

Hey Tia,

Fluttershy publicly came out as straight today. All of her friends have been supportive, and they don’t seem to suspect anything odd about her timing.

Twilight is pretending to have the flu, but she’s just crying and masturbating in her room. I think she gave herself a dick at some point because I keep having to clean up fluids that don’t come from a lady.

If I can’t find enough booze to last the week, I'm gonna take her to pony Vegas to get her laid. I’m sure there’s some mare out there with a tramp stamp in pity sex. At the very least, I’ll make sure she’s too busy having fun to think about Flubbadub.

Love, Anon

Comments

[FTR2017]

He's on cleanup duty?

Ewww.

[Arkonfleight]

9874853
It's that or explain it to Spike.

[SRY]

Didn't they figure out the whole Twilight stallion thing with the transfigured poison joke a couple letters ago?

Seems like a solution to the Fluttershy is straight issue.

Or maybe not

[Greenjack]

9874929
Nah, y'see, a joke stops being funny if you keep retelling it. The first time it took her magic, the second time it gave her what would get her what she desired though she didn't know that at the time, if she tried that again she'd likely get turned into a dragon or something.

[V_for_Vodka]

I’m sure there’s some mare out there with a tramp stamp in pity sex.

That's quite an interesting and specific special talent.

[TheSneek]

9875383
There’s already the parody OC ‘Deepthroat Cockslut’.

[artofwar77]

9874896
Even Anon can be a good pal every now and again.

[TheDino27]

That is straight-up disgusting.

I love it

[Frankie2]

9874929
I was thinking the same thing, but I don't think Twilight wants sloppy... sevenths??

[Shadowblade019]

To the rainbow-horses 🖕

[vinyldash23]

Poor Anon.

[DF]

Anon is a true friend.