Dear Princess Hot Potato,
Today I learned that wild animals are ungrateful shits, even if your party’s beast master says otherwise.
We found a baby skunk near the stream this morning. Anon came up with the perfectly sensible plan of using a really long net to toss it into the forest. I told him, “no, that’s a dumb idea” because I’m dumb. Instead, I grabbed Stuttercry and made her do something about it. She went bloodhound and started sniffing around for the shitkitten’s mom. Lo and behold, the mom was not happy to have her baby back. For all we know, she left it there on purpose because she couldn’t take the stress of being a mother.
Flutes and I got sprayed, but it’s not entirely bad. I get to rub tomato sauce all over her body now.
Your purpleroni pizza,
Smellslike BarfleIs there not a destinkifying spell? I didn’t ask Twi because I couldn’t stand being near her any longer than absolutely necessary.
Love, Anon
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So... is Flutes Stuttercry allowed to take care of the baby since Ms. Shitkitten doesn't want anything to do with it?
Also, I wonder what Angel thinks about Anon. They must've met at some point, right?
I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS
A wild skunk appears !
Anon, go ! Twilight, go !
Anon used Net Throw !
But it failed...
Anon used Baton Pass !
Anon , come back !
Fluttershy, go !
Fluttershy's "cuteness overload" activates !
Skunk is confused !
Fluttershy used Detection !
Fluttershy found : Skunk mother !
Skunk mother used Skunk Spray !
Skunk used Skunk Spray !
It's super effective !
Twilight fainted !
Fluttershy Fainted !
Anon is laughing too much to get into battle !
You lost ! To bloody skunks ! Good job !
(yeah it ain't that great and I misused at least one of the attacks but it did it very quickly)
Can you tell me how you managed to start this... Thing with so little words? Aren't 1000 is necessary?
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You need only 1000 words spread across the fic as a whole before submitting.
So, say, if you have 5 chapters with 200 words each, it's still valid.
Also, "thing"? Really? This is better than most you see on this site these days.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I have learned that those who do not put forth the effort to try, should not judge those who do.
Inb4 the comments on how I haven't tried: this is my shit posting account.
Tomato juice doesn't do shit use a mixture of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap and that will get rid of the smell because it literally breaks down the molecules that make up skunk spray
ALSO never use water first the only liquid you should use its the peroxide water makes worse by breaking down compounds in the spray it self creating new molecules of the chemical that actually smells
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peroxide is 96% (legal one) distilled water, rest is water molecule with extra oxygen. The real reason why one would use peroxide first is that because mixture deteriorates very quickly and any contaminated liquid (including wash water) would neutralize it. And tiol, the source of skunk smell, doesn't dissolve in water, so it get shielded.
I resemble that remark! I'm a Beast, I say, I'm a Beast Master in two different campaigns!
I'm sure there is, Anon. Good luck finding it.
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That is the formula we use when the dog gets to friendly with the skunk