Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 57

Dear Princess Celypso,

Today I learned that thinking before acting is usually a good idea.

Trickshot and I were having a picnic near the Everfree because everyone in this town seems to forget about the monsters that keep spawning there. We heard a scream like a banshee come from (surprise!) the forest. Any normal person would run away from the obvious danger, but I’m dumb and purple and I wanted to impress my future lesbian horsewife, so I charged in blind.

It turned out to be a cockatrice mating ritual; they apparently engage in shouting matches before doing the dirty. They both saw me peeping on their foreplay, so I got rock hard immediately. Thankfully, Trix Angel was able to drag me away to the black magic woman without getting stoned herself. Some voodoo happened, and I awoke with a renewed sense of self-preservation.

Your accidental voyeur,
The Grapist

Comments

[-Pinkamena_Pie-]

Twilight... Didn't you learn from last time?

[TheDino27]

so I got rock hard immediately.

Word play is best play.

[Amilition]

The Grapist

Not sure you put that there as a reference to The Whitest Kids You Know, but I got it.

[Reykan]

She’s a black magic woman, and she’s tryin’ ya make a devil out of me.

[WorldWalker128]

I have to wonder what Zecora thinks of Anon. Does she find him oddly charming, an obnoxious lout, exotically-desirable, or is she largely indifferent?

[Bronzer]

but I’m dumb and purple and I wanted to impress my future lesbian horsewife

Lesbian pursuits seem to have turned out pretty badly for Twilight's health and sanity thus far.

[iSleep]

I love this fic so much