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// Letter 57 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Celypso,

Today I learned that thinking before acting is usually a good idea. 

Trickshot and I were having a picnic near the Everfree because everyone in this town seems to forget about the monsters that keep spawning there. We heard a scream like a banshee come from (surprise!) the forest. Any normal person would run away from the obvious danger, but I’m dumb and purple and I wanted to impress my future lesbian horsewife, so I charged in blind. 

It turned out to be a cockatrice mating ritual; they apparently engage in shouting matches before doing the dirty. They both saw me peeping on their foreplay, so I got rock hard immediately. Thankfully, Trix Angel was able to drag me away to the black magic woman without getting stoned herself. Some voodoo happened, and I awoke with a renewed sense of self-preservation. 

Your accidental voyeur, 
The Grapist