Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 72

Hey Luna,

I’ve been thinking about what you said, and I realize you were right. Physical attraction doesn’t amount to much when our personalities are so different. Aside from our shared taste in movies and alcohol, we have almost nothing in common. I’m sorry I kept bugging you about a date, but I’m grateful you at least gave me a shot. That’s more than I could have asked for, and definitely more than I deserved, so thank you.

I promise not to be weird about it if you promise to keep giving Sunbutt the sea turtle dream. See you this weekend.

Love, Anon

P.S. - Remember to bring the strong stuff, it’s Tia’s turn to pick.

P.P.S. - Celestia: DON’T READ THIS. Just pass it to Luna.

Comments

[TheDino27]

putting the "Don't read this" thingy at the END of the letter might not be the most intelligent thing to do , Anon .

[Breakfateschain]

Probably should’ve posted the PPS first, not last

[TheBruteKiller]

rip

[Neece]

Twenty says it's Anon and Luna screwing with Celestia. Anon's kinda an asshole, but not one stupid enough to break up over a letter with Luna's sister. They likely agreed to prank her over dreams.

Celestia of course knows that and LET THE PRANK WARS BEGIN!!!

I refuse to see ships sink

[gakposter]

Theyre still going to get together. Whether they regret it or not anon is still jimboing for that alivien Fanny.

[p0nypanda]

RIPeroni in Pepperoni shiperoni.

[MrGhoul]

the ships sinkins harder than the bismark Anon+celestia perhaps?

[PapaChanka]

This is honestly the best story I've ever read along with celestia's replies. This shit is comedy gold, keep up the amazing work dude, I look forward to more.

[HappilyDead]

9895107
I'm talking about previous chapters. It works for now but if I remember correctly something felt off in some of the earlier chapters.

[2Merr]

9895540
If you don’t really remember if there were contradictions, why would you tell me I’m making contradictions by posting new letters?

And besides, if I post two pieces of a letter back-to-back and then Snow’s replies later introduce a contradiction, that’s on him. But I’m 99% sure that hasn’t happened yet.

[Arkonfleight]

9895792
Same tier of eldritch oddness.

[A Wild Magikarp]

I want to know about the turtles! What exactly are they putting Celly through right now?

[Kadigan]

I am deeply moved to see a serious side to Anon, for a change. I guess it's properly reminiscent of Anonymous, so it makes sense... Still, actually seeing it? Just works.

[vinyldash23]

9897083
Yeah, im curious.

[vinyldash23]

Luna drinks? I think you just opened the fan fic idea vortex.

[Bronzer]

Did he even ask her out? That’s hardly bugging.

On the other hand...it’s probably a trick due to Celestia constantly getting in their way and trying to chaperone and manage their dating and stuff. Make her think she won.

Further likely due to the request to send it to Luna and not read it is the very last line in a post post script.

[Bronzer]

9894881

9894886

Not if he wants Celestia to read it and think he doesn’t.

[2Merr]

9995570

Did he even ask her out? That’s hardly bugging.

It’s implied to have happened outside of the letters.