Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 58

Dear Princess C. Hansen,

Today I learned that Sweetus Diabeetus is the quintessential loli. I still don’t quite understand what that word means, but according to Equestria’s foremost loliconnoisseur, Anon, she checks every box available. As such, she should not be lewded and requires daily headpats which Anon has so graciously volunteered to give. In addition, any and all food items she prepares must be consumed, regardless of taste or toxicity. My stockpile of antidotes will come in handy.

Anon says her only imperfection is the lack of a bow, but that can be swiftly remedied with the help of the Build-a-Rare Workshop.

Your mare of culture,
Stork Sporkle

Comments

[Panem et Circenses]

>should not be lewded

Celestia Hansen stops staring

[OrchestraOfRuin]

BUILD A RARE. That pun is the best thing I've read all day.

[PonyDragon]

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Can you explain please?
I want to LOL, too!

[FanOfMostEverything]

The Sweetie is not for sexual. Headpats are mandatory.

[KitsuneNoYomeiri]

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build-a-bear

[Yuion007]

I approve of the headpats for Sweetus Diabeetus

[Maramanasa]

Why not ask applebloom for one from her giant bow stash.

[2Merr]

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But the color doesn’t match

[Rhombicosidodecahedron]

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Gaudiness is in season

[WorldWalker128]

Sweetie Belle is definitely the cutest of the trio.

[Sir Starshine]

Seriously! HOW do you keep coming up with all these names?!

[War-Mercer]

"Loliconnoisseur"

Oh no

"As such, she should not be lewded..."

Whew, THAT kind of Loli fan...