Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 48

Hey Celestia,

So Fluttershy is straight. Yeah. Twi’s not taking it very well. It wouldn’t be so bad if she didn’t get to see firsthand exactly how straight the Butterslut is. We kind of walked in on her hilting two footlongs in each hole. Seriously, I knew ponies were stretchy, but holy shit.

Twi ran away immediately and Flutts looked like she wanted to hit the sewer slide when she saw us, but the guys were pretty cool about it. They even offered to let me join, but I declined. I treat my body with respect, unlike Fluttershy.

Anyway, I swore I wouldn’t tell anyone what I saw, so don’t tell anyone I told you. You can tell Luna, though. I think she’d get a good laugh out of this.

Love, Anon

Comments

[jpony5101]

That's a yikes from me dog.

[Venerable Ro]

Well that ship is sunk...

[dzamie]

Two in each hole? That's what, six guys? Forget Fluttershy's stretchiness, that's some serious logistical prowess among the seven of them.

[FTR2017]

9874837
Most likely they are from the Cloudsdale's Twister Game Club.

... and also members of the Limbo Association.

[DarthSonic66]

9874837
I THINK he meant 3 2ft long cocks, and not 6 footlong ones.

[2Merr]

9875059
No, 6 footlongs. All the dicks.
Floot is a sloot.

[Moonlight_Mist]

9874852
It's surprisingly easy for me to imagine a viable setup. I don't know if that means its easier than expected, or if it's just a plus for my imagination.

[HB_DS2013]

Considering the amount of clopfics, I’d say that this is plausible. Also, poor Twilight. The day she finds someone (or somepony) that can put up with her madness will be the day pigs will sprout wings and fly.

[Alicornlover1988]

9875217
Don't tell Twilight that. She'll try to come up with a spell to make pigs sprout wings and fly, just to prove a point.

[Moonlight_Mist]

9875081
Is it all in, all out? Or do we have some piston action going on? Not the point I know, I'm just...I'm just curious...

[ChronoMitsurugi]

...nope.
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[yellowbastion]

someone had better draw this

[TheDino27]

to hit the sewer slide

Ah , I see that you are a man of culture Roblox too !

And I died of laughter reading this too , I don't want a single pixel of that scene being drawn but imagining the reactions is bloody priceless XD !

[Adenbadens]

9875164
9875536
I’m picturing one under, then one turned left (or right), then one turned right (or left) with interlocking legs to conserve space, followed by one upright/above. Basically the back half is one big + sign.The two in front would most likely be side-to-side upright.

[Frankie2]

I have a feeling Luna already knew just how straight Fluttershy was. Poor Twilight though... what a way to find out. I know they say watch out for the quiet ones but SIX foot-longs?

[xoid]

9874837
Would you believe me if I said I’ve seen the more complicated two thirds of that equation actually performed?

[WorldWalker128]

9875536
I'm sure someone has. The question is, is it a decent artist, or was it crayon-scratch, and will that someone link those whom are curious or horny (or both) when it's done.

[Kadigan]

9875059
He did in fact mean 6 foot-long cocks. He specifically says "three footlongs", where "footlong" is a noun (a descriptive one, literally "a foot-long cock" in this case). Two per hole gives us 6 dicks total.

[Bronzer]

9875081
Oh, two dicks per hole for every hole and each dick is a foot long.

[Delta-118]

9874837
Where did they even find six guys in Ponyville?

[KvAT]

Jesus fuck that's kinky as shit

[Teikan]

her personal , to discuss is low

[Poparakelis]

Oh shit, flutters... why?