Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 36

Dear Princess Pegacorn,

Today I learned that casting a transfiguration spell on poison joke before touching it does not nullify its effects.

Your temporary boyhorse,
T-Willy

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It was my idea, in case you were wondering. I also touched it to see what would happen. It gave me another butt cheek.

Love, Anon

Comments

[Powerdrainer]

Talk about the butt of a joke.

[FrostTheWolf]

Just... Dear god, Anon...

[FanOfMostEverything]

The extra butt cheek allowed him to third-ass the letter, which is really quite impressive.

Meanwhile, Twilight has an opportunity for a number of learning experiences.

[Purple Lightning]

I imagine the hardest part of writing this fic is coming up with a new silly name to call Twilight in every letter.

[Kashekim]

Well T-Willy can now join Bro Day^TM

[2Merr]

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I have a dozen more for Twilight. The real challenge is Celestia and the sign-offs (the “your temporary boyhorse” part of each letter).

[2Merr]

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She’s still a nerd, so no dice on that

[TheDino27]

That one made me laugh way more than it should have.

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this comment too

Kudos to you two .

[CupcakeWSI]

Ok, T-Willy just replaced T-Wank as my favorite.

[Dark-Aii]

LUNA! By my authority as your elder sister, I forbid you from going into Anon's dreams for the duration of this entire month! This order is irrevocable, and non negotiable.
Your very sanity might slip away, if you ever go against it. Think of the foals!

[Distressing Prose]

It gave me another butt cheek.

Wow, even poison joke thinks Anon is an ass.

[duckmagee]

you know what i would love to see some prank letters like for example anon get his movie night with Luna and they agree to prank celestia together
like Luna writes celestia a letter how movie night was so good she eloping with anon and ask her dear sister to raise the moon until she come back should just take 80 years until anon dies of old age etc

[Mitril]

It was my idea, in case you were wondering. I also touched it to see what would happen. It gave me another butt cheek.

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[Emtu]

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Ass and a half, even.

[Farnham]

I hope we get a letter about Twilight trying to woo Fluttershy as a boyhorse.

[WorldWalker128]

So Anon's even more of an ass than he was before?
I guess that pun would have worked better had he been turned into a donkey.

[vinyldash23]

In other words, touching Lake Eerie for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

[Bronzer]

Pony Nature: avoid the magical prank plant.
Human Nature: poke the magical prank plant to see what happens.

[DerpTape]

[ShiftyLips69]

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Or any, for that matter

[KvAT]

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That's how we figure out the world, baby!

[Ash Bark]

this is my favorite chapter so far. Also, i've never had to cycle back and forth between stories, this is weird

[Totally Not A Pony]

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Also how we figured out that sometimes it’s better to let someone else poke first.