Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 70.3

Dear Princess Certainly Upset,

Don’t send Luna, we got it. I had Trixie clone my corpse again, then zap it with enough electricity to kickstart my heart. Our motley crew is cleaning up Corn Cobbler and my other two bodies, so everything will be k as long as no one speaks of this ever again. We told Corn Cobbler’s family he wandered into the Everfree and was devoured whole by a manticore. It’s more believable and less tragic than what actually happened.

Your aspiring lich,
Twilight the Third (Fourth?)

Comments

[TheDino27]

What an adventure !
Morale of the story : Don't try to move your soul out of your body , kids !

[Born-From-Black-Lightnin]

So when is she going to rip all of reality asunder and end their entire universe?

[Hotel_Chicken]

I'd like to imagine that Trixie had no reaction during this whole situation and just kept a neutral expression on her face.

[CyberDragonEX]

9893185
So... basically a sparkly vampire?

[Mitril]

9893188
I have a feeling that something like this will happen

Maybe 2Merr will see this and think about vampire Twilight?

[Mitril]

9893160
As long as Twilight won't think like Thanos everything will be A-ok

[IronySandwich]

9893141
She didn't intentionally move her soul. She just went through an unstable spatial rift which had the incidental property of not letting souls through. I mean, it's not like anyone could have predicted that casually hopping through a random unexplored disturbance in the fabric of spacetime could have unforeseen consequences.

[TheDino27]

9893217
Well then , new morale of the story : Don't go through potentially-dangerous spatial rifts , kids !

[Panem et Circenses]

I really can't wait for the Sunbutt Replies to this one

[Wild Zontars]

9893217
This sounds like the sort of thing where Anon said "every story humans tell about this EVER ends badly, Purple Stunned" and Purple Stunned said "you're just a stupid human with stupid ideas because you're stupid" and did it anyway.

[Powerdrainer]

9893141
Damn, there goes my plan for the weekend.

[FanficReader920]

I love this story too much.

[ElementalTem]

I see what you did there. Nice Motley Crue reference.

[HappilyDead]

Can you wait for snow to release his responses before you right the next one? The stories are not as good as they could be with the contradiction that are introduced.

[2Merr]

9895013
What contradiction are you referring to?

[lainverse]

9895013
It doesn't. Celly told Luna to sort this out, but they did it before her darknesses arrived.

[WorldWalker128]

Well, if nothing else, they now have spare organs that can't get any more compatible than this in case she needs them.

[Kadigan]

9899546
Now that is what I'd call making the best of a bad situation.

However, there's that pesky thing called logistics to consider. I wonder how Spike would react to finding a dead Twilight clone deep in a freezer somewhere...

Can we have a letter exchange like that at some point? :D

[Top_Smug]

This is Cave Johnson twilight isn't it?

[Midian9013]

MLP + Rick&Morty = this fic

[KvAT]

9993691
Spellcasting isn't about why, it's about why not?!