Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 15

Dear Princess White Hot Tamale,

Today I learned that turning an apple into an orange is not a good counterpoint when someone says you’re comparing apples to oranges. It doesn’t make you right, it just makes you an asshole.

I also learned that you can turn apples into oranges, but not the other way around. I will experiment more with this and probably cause some weird magical fruit singularity.

Your living algorithm,
Twizzlers

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[Arkonfleight]

"Also, Fruit Horse and a bunch of her relatives are outside with torches and pitchforks."

[dzamie]

9856110
"They seem upset about their butt tattoos now being oranges. Strange."

[Yutah123]

Huh. Anon's name for Twilight is kind of complimentary, for once.

Quick! Get Field Agent Sweetie Drops and the Guards again! Monkey's in the Green!

[Greatazuredragon]

I'm reading both your and Snow's story side by side one chapter at a time, and it's hilarious!
Great work, both of you.

[vinyldash23]

Oh, my god. this was funny. Im gonna have to read Snow's replies to these later.

[No I Will Not]

Hehehehe...Twizzlers :3

[TheSneek]

What I find the most hilarious about the Apple family’s hate-boner for pears is the fact that pears are the closest relatives to apples.

The scientifically recognized ‘Apple tribe’ consists of apples, pears, crabapples, quinces, medlars, hawthorns, loquats, chokeberries, juneberries, and toyons.