//------------------------------// // Letter 15 // Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt // by 2Merr //------------------------------// Dear Princess White Hot Tamale, Today I learned that turning an apple into an orange is not a good counterpoint when someone says you’re comparing apples to oranges. It doesn’t make you right, it just makes you an asshole.  I also learned that you can turn apples into oranges, but not the other way around. I will experiment more with this and probably cause some weird magical fruit singularity. Your living algorithm, Twizzlers