Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 69

Dear Princess Heliophile,

Today I learned that planning out sex is unsexy.

I made a schedule for optimal sexy times with Trickster because of course I did. I even spaced out our favorite sexual acts for maximum variety. Thankfully we’ve reached the point in our relationship where she can just smack me and make me realize how dumb and purple I’m being.

Your dumb idiot,
Twibadism

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Nice,

Love, Anon

Comments

[Willmar]

Nice.

[FanficReader920]

I saw the Letter number and word count. LOL

[FrostTheWolf]

Letter number 69: Check
69 words: Check
Twilight being her crazy self: Check

Your dumb idiot,
Twibadism

To quote Anon... Nice

[Hotel_Chicken]

Twilight and Trixie sitting in a treebrarey, f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

[Emtu]

It could only be better if the chapter had 420 words.

[Forestor]

Thanks for the chapter.

[WorldWalker128]

9891223
I've heard the turn of phrase, but I don't know if you're referencing the phrase itself, or a show, book, or movie.

[Charles Farrow]

Nice

[Drazhan]

I think I'm calling this Twilight the Purple Perpetrator. More crazy in that mare than a barrel full of Anons.

[Enmar]

All caught up! thanks for the chapters! :D

[darthrex]

9892293
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT SUMMON A BARREL FULL OF ANONS!

[Golden_Reflection]

nice
nice
nice
nice

[TheDino27]

Dammit ! I hate you guys for making the joke before me ! For this , have a big "nice" :

N I C E

[PonyDragon]

where she can just smack me and make me realize how dumb I’m being.

At least she isn't purple anymore, right?

Also:
Nice.

[Frankie2]

Twilight and Trixie are actually in a relationship? I did not know that.

[2Merr]

9892601
When I first wrote it, I couldn’t include Twi’s purpleness without either losing the word count or making another sentence sound weird.

After looking at it with a fresh set of eyes, I managed to figure it out. She’s back to being as purple as ever.

[PonyDragon]

9892818
All the purpleness!

[Drazhan]

9892487
IT IS TOO LATE FOR IT HAS COME TO PASS!
Side note, sealing a bunch of anons in a barrel is a poor life choice. They need things like food and water... air holes in the barrel.

It smells about as bad as anyone could imagine. Good for pranking people you don't like if you hide it well enough!

[deadmemes]

9892548
Ah reddit jokes.

420.

[Whirl Hoof]

Ecin.

[vinyldash23]

I think the purpose of this whole fanfic is to take a Taco Bell Breakfast Burrito Dump all over Twilight. Please continue.

[ROBCakeran53]

Nice.

[DerpTape]

"The minute you start to analyze why sex feels so good, it stops feeling good, and starts feeling silly."
-Solomon Short

[Bronzer]

Heh, chapter 69, sex joke, I get it.

[nthDimension]

Nice

[Verdauga]

Nice