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// Letter 29 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Hot Potato,

Today I learned that wild animals are ungrateful shits, even if your party’s beast master says otherwise. 

We found a baby skunk near the stream this morning. Anon came up with the perfectly sensible plan of using a really long net to toss it into the forest. I told him, “no, that’s a dumb idea” because I’m dumb. Instead, I grabbed Stuttercry and made her do something about it. She went bloodhound and started sniffing around for the shitkitten’s mom. Lo and behold, the mom was not happy to have her baby back. For all we know, she left it there on purpose because she couldn’t take the stress of being a mother. 

Flutes and I got sprayed, but it’s not entirely bad. I get to rub tomato sauce all over her body now.

Your purpleroni pizza,
Smellslike Barfle



Is there not a destinkifying spell? I didn’t ask Twi because I couldn’t stand being near her any longer than absolutely necessary.

Love, Anon