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// Letter 80 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess M’lady,

I met someone new today. He’s a donkey and he’s fucking insane. Not the “haha look at Twilight trying to steal teeth from the dentist” kind of insane, this guy is legit nuts. 

His name is Donkey Xote (pronounced hoe-tay, don’t ask me how), and he claims seems to truly believe he’s a knight of Equestria. He wears a bike helmet and carries a broken rake everywhere he goes, trying to fight buildings. He keeps losing. 

He even tried to fight the library so he could “save the fair maiden from the dragon.” That was the final nail in the insanity coffin—he thought I was a fair maiden. What a nutjob.

Anyway, dude’s gonna move on to terrorize some other town soon, and that’ll hopefully be the last we see of him. 

Your literary litmus test,
Twerp Slurple