Dear Anon,
I see the 'sane one' card got back to its proper place. Thank you for watching out for my little ponies. I'm certain they would have survived at least, but you've probably ensured it will happen with far less therapy, medical issues, and property damage.
Also miss Rarity is correct, but then that's because a Lady traditionally does not imbibe enough to become drunk.
Your friend,
Tia
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Pinkie Pie tends to view money as a way to acquire more merriment before anything else, yes.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
To the gargoyle menacing my ponies in the vicinity of Vanhoover,
I apologize in advance.
HRH Celestia.