To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Responsibility is a very important thing and sometimes it is easy to overlook or misunderstand ones personal responsibilities, and I am pleased you have learned an important lesson. I thank you as always for the letter, and I admit curiosity about the incident in question. Perhaps you would be willing to discuss it with me over tea sometime this weekend? A bit of time has opened up in my schedule.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia.
Dear Anon,
I am seriously beginning to grow concerned with things in Ponyville, and your diction indicates things are not improving for you personally. That said I thank you somewhat belatedly for the clarification, but my mind was on things a bit more important and only recently did I re-read your postscript. Further, your irreverence is both refreshing, and infuriating. As such I have taken the liberty to arrange such that your next shipment of preferred coffee will be unavailable in Ponyville for at least two weeks, out of concern of possible tampering.
On to other matters, I am also very concerned with Twilight's implied attitude, though I suppose I can't blame her for referring to the Diarchy as such, given that my sister has been.. away. I hope to gauge and perhaps rectify some of these issues this weekend.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia
PS. Luna says 'hello.'