To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
I see. Then you will be certainly pleased to know that the audit by the REBAR service is therefor being held in abeyance, pending your addition to the very, very short list of active necromancers. I will also point out that they maintain a list of past necromancers, and how much back taxes they owe compounding from the time they were last seen. Just as a point of curiosity.
I thank you for deciding to delay your studies of necromancy for the time being, and wish you well.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
TO: REBAR
FROM: HRH Celestia
RE: Twilight SparkleSince she is not considered an active necromancer at this time, the taxation of raised undead does not apply yet but I would still like you to perform an audit considering that zombie incident in Ponyville awhile back. Please record the back taxes owed seperately. If she does at some point gain the working title of necromancer, you have my blessing to pursue.
Dear Anon,
I am revoking your 'only sane one' card for the week.
Do you want zombie parasprite apocolypses? This is how you get zombie parasprite apocolypses.
Your friend,
Tia