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Not Enough Coffee


Ashes and diamonds; foe and friend. We were all equal in the end.

T

This is a collection of short stories based around the Strange Waifus from the Strange Waifu Thread on /mlp/. That includes Thingpone, Boogiemare, Orchid, and many more!


Cover art by Flutterbree.

Rated T, though it might bump up to an M rating down the line.

I have the general tags on the story itself, but each chapter will specifically have the genres and characters listed. It's in order for you guys to know who is in each chapter, and what it's all about, from just a glance.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 43 )

10121869
First time I wrote something more on the grimdark side of things with her. I'm gonna try and write something more light-hearted for her soon. She deserves it. :raritycry:

Coffee, no. Why... Thingpone deserves snuggles and fugs hugs. Why must there be feels. Also, that toilet humour is great. Just remember to wipe.
Kohlette is a QT.

10126300
The thought process was essentially wanting to spice up my writing here with a different genre. I tend to write a lot of comedy romance for the Strange waifus.

Though, it was a pain to write, cause it was saddening for me as well. Next thing I do for her will be more light-hearted.

And indeed. Toiletpone is a good pone. You have excellent taste.

As a scared child, nothing was worse than feeling that draft on one of your toes.

NBQ

You wake up but can't move...
Then you feel that something is here...
Then you see it and maybe you feel it...
You're covered by the primal fear...
...
And then everything went.

Anon seems to have an ISP. :facehoof: Human psychology is a complicated thing but the nature of sleep is even more harder to understand.
Wow, bud, I really like it! I'm intrigued, what's next??

NBQ

I laughed so much that almost shit my pants! :rainbowlaugh:

10133742
Ah, geez. Thanks, bud. I am working on the next installment right now. Not sure when I will finish it, but progress is progress.

10133756
Looking forward to more.
This is very good, as if I have been counting one day of each pony.
Just don't kill them, I hope that thingpone and anon are not dead that this was just an isolated event.

10133790
Isolated event. This is just an anthology of one off events not connected to one another. I write for the Strange waifu thread and discord, and these are the dabbles.

Nothing like a bunch of grotesque horse stories to get me reading. Nice work. I like the weirdness done seriously here.

A dash of random fun. Though, about the author's note: wouldn't the plural of kaiju be kaiju? I suppose if you wanted to English-ify it kaijus would be serviceable, but Grammarly hates it and as someone who knows some basic Japanese, seeing 'kaiju's' is odd.

Orchid is a cutie pie, though. I like how her name is misleading in a way. She is neither small nor delicate.

10136399
Technically, that is correct. Put both back to back and it gets muddled, like a lot of English rules.

Though, Orchid is a lovely, innocent protector of the peace! Even if her large frame hinders some of her more delicate matters...

10136408
English is three languages in a trench coat. That's why.

10523541
I literally posted multiple comments on it in March.

10136413
Eh more like 2+bits from everywhere else. French and German and then stealing stuff from whatever other languages it can get its grubby mitts on.

10620386
Oh no, of your going that way you have to add hundreds of pre Latin languages. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

10620390
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU ADD AT LEAST TWENTY LANGUAGES MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON‘T!

10620396
Add them all, stick them all upon the language pile. Language for the language gods, let Babel live once more!

10620403
Then I have only one choice:
BLLOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!
YOU SHALL DIE!!

10620409
Bro this is the outcome I wanted. I have played you like a video game this whole time.

:pogchamp:

10620410
Ah but that was a diversion while I brought a DS-02-B with four Stellar Converters, and Stellar Converters are planet killers alone, I have four. GG.

10620427
I will break into your house and steal all your doorknobs.

10620576
NOPE!She works all day as a real estate agent the stays in her room till supper. She don’t let people in.

10620858
Okay, all you planets die now. Did I mention that I have 16 DS-02-Bs?

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