To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Twilight, I look forward to your dissertation on the unique properties of edible-to-edible transmutations and transformations as soon as it is ready, and I remind you again that casting spells to which you have no counterspell should be done with due consideration. I also warn you that while the Apples are related to Oranges, they tend to take exception to it being extended to their crops, but for the love of literature do not attempt to convert any tree-borne fruit into a pear in their presence. Do not.
Do not, Twilight.
Your loving mentor,
Princess CelestiaPS. Do. Not.
Dear Anon,
Luna turned an even more interesting shade of purple when I asked about how you've been sleeping lately. If you are truly that pent up, I can reccomend a few magazines I'm fairly certain my subjects don't realize I know exist.
Perhaps you need a marefriend?
Penned by,
HRH Celestia