To Field Agent Sweetie Drops,
Also to active group 413,Primary interest Purple Spackle is to be considered in the Green and should be treated as such immediately. Authorization for countermeasures A-1 through E-9 is given. Secondary objectives include the other targets Shush, Fruit, Rapid, Shiny, Bouncy, and Monkey. Tertiary objectives include, should this to be a false alarm, the removal of all caffeinated beverages from Twilight's home and a temporary royal Do Not Serve order on asset Monkey effective immediately for all caffeinated beverages in the next month.
Royal Guard squadrons will be en route within four hours of this communication, or upon request, whichever is sooner.
This message will self destruct.
Respond as soon as prudent,
HRH Celestia