To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Oh, you got a begging face too? I still have one over my mantle from the time Discord asked me on a date.
Thank you for the forewarning, Twilight.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Dear Discord,
I present to you freely the gift of eighteen absences of acorn.
You might have better luck asking the oak tree if you can have the acorns and getting permission from it.
Or ask Fluttershy... or her squirrels.
Princess Celestia.