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Spike takes a sh!t.
Warning!: Nothing makes sense anymore
"Simply brilliant. A work of pure magic rivaling the efforts of Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, and even the philosophies of Jesus Christ himself." - Spinner of Tales
"Dude, what the hell is this?" - Great Red
"This is actually brilliant" - MasaStormyPonez
"What the fuck" - ItsYaBoiSatan
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What the fuck
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What the fuck indeed
I am backi n that weird area of Fimfiction.net again.
This is actually brilliant
Dude, what the hell is this?
Simply brilliant. A work of pure magic rivaling the efforts of Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, and even the philosophies of Jesus Christ himself.
Bro 💀
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Bro 🥺
I don't know what I just read, but I do know that this shit (no offense) was funny.
this story making me feel semiotic and shit, hold up
What a piece. What seminal work. I must confess that I did not think much of this story before reading, but now...
Let's take one step back. The casual reader, one not so readily penetrated by such genius, may think this story is merely about Spike leaving a shit on the floor, eating it, and then dying, and the world hating and forgetting about him and his perverse ways. But that is not what happened.
I implore you to re-examine the title of this work. All becomes clear when we recognize that it is not "Spike Leaves a Sh*t", but "Spike Takes a Sh*t". (For those who are not well versed in English abbreviations: "sh*t" is a self-censored form of the word "shit".)
Now understand the events as they have unfolded: Spike defecates on the floor. He "Leaves" a "Sh*t". Twilight and Starlight complain, as they have every right to, for this is a fundamentally unacceptable action. Spike has broken the social contract, and now, taking responsibility for his own actions, he must mend such an injury the only way he can: by eating his own feces. He produces a knife and a fork, and does so...
He "Takes" a "Sh*t".
This is the crucial moment. What does this represent? What legends and cultural artifacts does this call to mind? It is perfectly clear: Eden. The primordial garden. A pure environment, stagnating; an iron rule, broken; a fruit, eaten; and the knowledge of Good and Evil, gained.
Spike has, through his own example, given knowledge to the world. Never again shall it be pure, but now, it may be Good.
But, in allowing Good, Spike has performed the first act of Evil. A sacrifice in itself, perhaps, but also a crime - a sin, for which a price must be paid.
Spike wants for nothing else. "I am already full," he says - full of what? We know. We know what he is full of.
Love.
Love for those that hate him. Love for those that would shun him, injure him, exile him, even kill him, if given the chance, because he has given them hope and despair.
What does this represent? It is perfectly clear: Jesus Christ.
Just as the son of God took up the call of righteousness, so too did Spike; and just as the King of the Jews died for the sins of humanity, so too did Spike, for the sin of his own heroism.
Just as Mary Magdalene witnessed and was tormented by the images of Jesus' execution, Rarity also witnessed and was tormented by the images of Spike's death.
Just as Jesus ascends to Heaven to sit at the right hand of The Lord, Spike ascends to Heaven, with his harem all around him.
There are so many connections. Do you see it now? You are still reading. I know you see it.
Analysis of the rest is of further interest. Recapitulation of world history using modern symbols for ancient archetypes, in a broad view. But perhaps these associations are best left as an exercise for future readers.
In conclusion, I am prone before this work of mastery, my deceptions and lies laid bare. To those who are with me, who feel there is no more beauty in the world after having read the final word: Have faith! The story does not end at its final word, the way a life ends at its final breath. No, that is merely an edge. It exists within us all, now, and will never leave us, not even when we die, for when we shuffle off this mortal coil and feel the void consume us, our immortal souls will forever live and bask in the glory, for Spike has Taken a Sh*t, and it can never be Taken Back.
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This is single-handedly the greatest comment I have ever read.
Never before have I witnessed such a master of words craft such a meaningful message.
Even I didn't realize it, writing this seemingly nothing story, but I see it now. Thank you PsuedoBob, you have opened my eyes.
It is now my turn to bestow upon you my gratitude in the form of a follow. I may not ever be able to repay you, but i can admire you.
I will now retreat back to my hole, but I will be looking forward to our next meeting.
Until then...
Yo, just dropping in to,ya know, drop a new chapter of Goated.
Or a pile a shit
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/513056/goated
I might later
Ewww.
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Have a like for making me lose more braincells
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What the hell?
every day we stray further from god.
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That's just a fact of life at this point