• Member Since 21st Jun, 2021
  • offline last seen Dec 15th, 2023

ItsYaBoiSatan


Bruh, i figured it out.

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"A short thing I thought of when I walked past her in the store. She seemed nice enough, Actually, I could care more. I Took a picture, it would last longer. She was my favorite, I hate to see her go."
Pinkie wakes up somewhere Unfamiliar, that she's never seen, or heard of. Dazed and Confused, she tries to make sense of the situation, but she can't.

And She's Left Behind
Sincerely,
-Ya Boi Satan

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 10 )

Good concept, would it continue?

Honestly I just meant for it to be a one shot, but maybe if I find any good inspiration.

Sincerely,
-Ya Boi Satan

I stock overnights.
I've stocked these.
You are officially the best/worst salespitch yet.

*sees thumbnail of pinkie in a clear cylinder shaped object*
PANIK
*sees T rating*
KALM

11362044
Is this a compliment?

I honestly don't know.

11362098
Thanks for understanding it was not anything too profane...

Given context, personal bias abides.

I always do find myself drawn to stories that give personality into the merchandise, especially since I worked backroom at Target back around 2016. So many things sitting on shelves in the backroom waiting to be put out on the sales floor for a chance of being sold.

Try working in a warehouse. And I mean a real warehouse, not Costco. Nothing says dead product like finding something that’s not in the system.

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11362044
I mean, it certainly prompts one to buy those little drinks to rescue the toys... But it does so by stabbing you directly in the feels. So... Nice work and diabolical sales plan at the same time.

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Yay two of my favorite activities!

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