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Dick loves pepsi.
Do you love pepsi too?
Do you like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies?
Dick doesn't like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies.
And Dick especially doesn't like ponies trying to steal his only possession.
His very last bottle of pepsi.
Ponies love pepsi, and Dick doesn't know why.
Ponies are trying to steal Dick's pepsi.
But he will not let them.
It's his Precious Pepsi.
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Screw Pepsi. Root Beer ftw!!! ^3^
Pepsi!
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this wacky situation."
Seriously though, I loved the story.
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This story is amazing.
Sounds pretty accurate
🅱️epsi
10/
Would drink again
Yeah, just like my littlest niece. Drink? Drink? The little shit got a drink alright, the ENTIRE 62 oz. CUP!
She was laughing the whole damned time! Little scut.
This is so true! Pepsi was made by the gods! I cant live without Pepsi.
I was expecting some PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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It's in there
Pepsi is filthy communist filth. Dr. Pepper is the beverage choice of the true patrician, and of liberty.
...thats my last name your making fun of.
Too many dick jokes have been made on this surname.
Otherwise good story.
An enjoyable read, in spite of a lack of polish.
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..your last name is Dickson?... please, for the love of god, name your child Richard!
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I ain't planning on kids, but one of my siblings could, i'll just have ta convince them.
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*claps ecstatically*
NOT THE BEPIS!
BEPPSI?
Liked and followed. And Starred!
I'm more of a fan of Mountain Dew, A&W, Dr. Pepper and Dr. Pepper Cherry but to each of their own. I really enjoyed your story as it gave me a good laugh.
In the words of music Legend Rick James, "Caffeine's a helluva drug!"
Coke
I only drink Pepsi because it's budget Cola. Coca-Cola is best.
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No, Coca-Cola is overly sweet.
BUT! The special edition coke Bomba! with real cola nut extract was the best and (maybe unfortunately) most expensive coke I've ever had. I admit drinking too much of it. Airlines were not selling it for some reason and got all upset when people tried to order it, so I chose to boycott commercial flights forever.
Recorded for the audiobook version. Looks like the Pepsi Man video is pretty strongly copy protected, can't download it. So Imma get it from the video game soundtrack instead.
You combined my two favorite things: ponies and Pepsi!
Fanfic idea I lack the time to write: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 except it is the crisp refreshing taste of Pepsi the ponies crave. The Coke bug brothers try to addict Ponyville to their inferior cola.
Also, here's what my favorite webcomic has to say about our favorite soda
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Dammit, this makes me crave Pepsi.