One day, you wake up in Equestria. You don't know how, you don't know why. All you know, is that you have the chance to meet your favorite ponies...and your least favorite ponies. However...there is that one pony that you REALLY hated. So, what do you do? If you ever wanted to punch that pony in his/her face...now you can!
(This is a parody of the story Mane 6 Mistletoe Simulator. I asked the author's permission to make a parody, and bear in mind that I do not hate any of these characters.)
Chapters (5)
She finds you and kicks your ass. The end. 😈 Because it's Starlight and she'd come up with a couple spells that allow her to do it.
I'd want to hit Rainbow Dash. Because it's Rainbow Dash and more often then not she has it coming.
Ponies that need punching also include Zephyr, blueblood, thorax,
I got a list of ponies who need a good SOCK IT TO THEIR FACE K.O. Want the names?
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Yes, please!
To be fair I can imagine some canon characters wanting to secretly do this. Poor Starlight.
Punch Diamond Tiara's mother.
Punch the princesses, all of them!
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Ooh, I agree that would be fun.
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I read that in this voice:
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Here you go:
1. Diamond Tiara
2. Silver Spoon
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Applejack
5. Big Macintosh
6. Pinkie Pie
7. Rainbow Dash
8. Rairty
9. Fluttershy
10. Mayor Mare
11. Fancy Pants
12. Hoity Toity
13. Photo Finish
14. Sapphire Shores
14. The Wonderbolts
15. Princess Celestia
16. Princess Luna
17.Princess Cadance
18. Shinning Armor.
B.T.W. I got a even better punishment beside punching them, Want to hear it?
Punch Rainbow Dash. Stupid Pegasus always swings first and asks questions never. This time, we punch in self defense first!
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Naw. Punching Flash Sentry was the best chapter so far. You know why.
Zephyr breeze should be next that deadbeat sleazeball has it coming.
The real question here is are all these guys landing in the same Equestria.
Smack Chrysalis I am sorry but it's gotten kind of hard to feel sorry for her
Spike.
I dare you.
I double-dare you, motherbucker.
Poor flash sentry!
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Boo.
Go for pinkie pie already breaking 4th wall and spy on everyone!
Pinkie pie next!
Star tracker
I imagine all these dudes meeting up being all cool until they realized they just KTFO of each others favorite ponies.
I vote for Svengallop being next. Tell me that guy doesn't need a pair of shiners.
I am pleased 😈
I NOMINATE SPOILED RICH NEXT TO THE LIST!!!!!
So, Sunburst is about as useful as an inflatable dartboard. Maybe he'll be more useful if someone punches some sense into him!
Punch Celestia, useless sunbutt.
Hah, nice Rocky punch from Jackass!
make a sonic blastman on starswirls fucking bearded face!!!!
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that jerk wad!
I imagine it being Shadow the Hedgehog who punched her.
You know me so well, dear.
i choose trixie!
coco pommel
The flower trio, always overreacting and causing a panic