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LukeTheMercenary


The key to success is dedication and perspiration.

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As a child, Jacob was never much for people. Yet, he longed for friends. The people he was surrounded by were never appealing to him. Too annoying, too grumpy, too arrogant. Disagreeable personality, or too nice to the point it seems arrogant. Jacob didn't like people. There wasn't a single person that he found was like him. He preferred being alone, watching television, or reading. This process of watching TV alone followed him into his adulthood, where he discovered My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. A world of life and love. Something vastly different than his life. Like many other fans, he wished to go to Equestria. Where the world didn't seem to fake. Well, his guardian angel arrives in his dreams to grant the depressed man his wish. However, what awaits him is a familiar feeling. Solitude. Where the only thing that moves is dust. Only Dust.

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One day, you wake up in Equestria. You don't know how, you don't know why. All you know, is that you have the chance to meet your favorite ponies...and your least favorite ponies. However...there is that one pony that you REALLY hated. So, what do you do? If you ever wanted to punch that pony in his/her face...now you can!

(This is a parody of the story Mane 6 Mistletoe Simulator. I asked the author's permission to make a parody, and bear in mind that I do not hate any of these characters.)

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This story is a sequel to The Guardian From Afar 2: Hateful Vengeance


William has become close to the Apple family. He is almost like another member, in a way. This is why Apple Bloom came to him. Complaining about..."monsters". William, being one with a kind heart, decides to investigate the issue. That decision takes him somewhere he thought he would never be again: Earth.

A secret organization is responsible for this. Are their intentions good, or bad? Whatever it may be, William is determined to escape and return to his daughter, and the mare he loves.

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This story is a sequel to The Guardian From Afar


It was been six months since William officially adopted Scootaloo. Scootaloo finally has a parent to support and love her! Everypony is happy for them!

Well...almost everypony...

Spoiled Rich disagreed with the idea of William adopting Scootaloo, and she is determined to do everything in her power to tear them apart. Not just because she thinks it is wrong for a creature that isn’t a pony to adopt a foal, but also as revenge on Scootaloo for helping her daughter stand up to her in front of a bunch of blank flanks. Spoiled will stop at NOTHING to satisfy her hunger for revenge.

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Princess Celestia. Ruler of Equestria, goddess of the sun, and...mother of four?! Yes, Princess Celestia is also a loving mother of four adopted children.

It started when a basket is left at the gates one day. In it, were four infant human males. She adopts them, and raises them herself. Will they grow up to be as kind and as responsible as she is? Or will they cause havoc and chaos wherever they go when they grow up?

Rated T for mild violence, a little blood, rude humor, and bad language.

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Cuprolaminophobia: The fear of coins.

Diamond tiara was a rich, greedy foal. She thought that her daddy's allowance for her wasn't enough...so she decided to help herself to more. She always thought that the safe behind her dad's desk contained some of the millions he had. Filthy Rich always told Diamond Tiara to stay away from that safe. She just assumed that it was so she wouldn't help herself to his personal funds.

This is the story of why she now has Cuprolaminophobia...

(DISCLAIMER: This story is heavily inspired by SCP-588 on the SCP wiki. If you wish to see the page, the link is here. I take no credit for the creation of SCP-588, nor did I create the wiki page. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.)

PS: This story takes place before Diamond Tiara is reformed.

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William was a country man. A true hunter. His father helped him kill his first deer when he was twelve. He claimed his father's forest when his father succumbed to lung cancer, and treasured his father's rifle...which was also passed to him in his will. His father always carried a powerful weapon: The Barrett .50 BMG, whenever they hunted. It was simply a treasure to William, something he never left his house without. It was this rifle he used to obtain food and money. He would take or sell meat and hide from his kills to obtain money and survive in the woods.

One day, his land gets foreclosed due to his inability to pay his mortgage. This added to the deep depression he suffered ever since his father died. He decided to end it all. He stuck a suppressor on his rifle, took all the ammo his father gave to him in his backpack, and went into the forest to take his own life. However, after stepping into a puddle, he is warped into the Everfree Forest. After looking through the scope of his rifle, he spots a lonely orange foal. He decides to keep an eye on her from the Everfree, making sure she's safe.

Scootaloo, however, hasn't seen him...but she knows he's out there to protect her. To watch her. To make sure she's safe.

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