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// Rarity 
// Story: Pony Punching Simulator 
// by LukeTheMercenary 
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You wake up lying against a wall. The cold breeze was responsible for tearing the sleep from your eyes. You open your eyes, and after fully waking your system up...you realize one thing: You're in Equestria...leaning on the wall of Carousel Boutique. Most people would think that your first thought would be, "What do I do next?" However...that wasn't the first thing you said. 

"I am going to punch Rarity in her face." You say out loud. 

You didn't like Rarity. Sure, she was an element of harmony...but...damn, she got on your nerves! You always thought that with her constant complaining, the whining, and her annoying attitude, she just needed a good ol' fashioned teeth-breaking. 

You got up from the ground, and stretched a little. Gotta unloosen all the hinges for this. I want this to be perfect. You thought. As you stretched, you examined the area. It was morning time, likely around 8 or 9 AM. The sun was warm, but the breeze was chilly. Birds sung from the trees, and squirrels scampered about the ground. Wow...can't believe I'm gonna spend the rest of my life here. You decided to focus on that later. You have an important mission to accomplish, after all. 

After shaking all the rust off your joints, you approach the front door. This'll be easy. You said to yourself. You opened the door slowly, you didn't want the bell to go off. Peeking your head in, you see that nopony was in the main area. You close the door behind you, and crawl on all fours behind some boxes. You didn't want to go upstairs if that was where Rarity was...so you had to come up with some quick thinking. You looked around, and then you noticed a rather expensive looking vase with flowers in it. An idea popped into your head. You picked up the vase, poured the water and flowers out of it, and smashed it against the ground. Hard. Glass fell everywhere.

"What was that?!" you hear Rarity's voice yell from upstairs.

"Wasn't me!" You hear what sounds like Sweetie Belle's voice yell from upstairs. 

You see Rarity trot down the stairs, and she sees the mess. 

"Oh no! I paid 150 bits for that vase! How did this happen?" she yelled.

She's facing away from you. Time to give her the fist lollipop.

You get up from your hiding spot, run across the broken glass (thank goodness you were wearing shoes), and poke her from behind. You raise your fist, ready to deliver a five-fingered conk in the noggin. She turns around, and you clocked her right between the eyes with all your strength. The impact was so strong, you heard your own knuckles crack. Rarity fell on the ground, missing the broken glass by a few inches. You wanted to just hurt her, not kill her. 

I'd better scramble before Sweetie Belle sees me! You think, before bolting out of the Boutique, getting ready to spend your new life in Equestria.