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Starlight Glimmer

You wake up at the Everfree Clearing, lying in the grass on your stomach. The sunlight stings your eyes as you open them up. When your eyes finally adjust to the light, you finally realize that you're in Equestria. Excitement goes through your mind, and you wondered what you should do first.

"I am going to enter Ponyville, and punch Starlight in the face." You said aloud.

You hated Starlight Glimmer. Ever since she got reformed, you hated her guts. You didn't think she deserved to just be let go for what she did. You thought that the show was too easy on villains, and she was the last straw.

Without wasting any time, you got up on your feet and went straight to Ponyville. It wasn't too hard to locate, the town was just a short distance away. You practically marched over to Ponyville, your fists clenched. After about ten minutes, you arrive at Ponyville. The residents look at you with curiosity, and some with fear. You pay no mind to them, however, as you've got an opportunity you're NOT willing to miss.

So, the search started. You checked town square...nothing. The market area...nothing. The neighborhoods...nothing. Suddenly, an idea popped in your head: She must be in the Friendship Castle.

Of course! You thought to yourself. She's been living there ever since she got reformed.

You make your way to the Friendship Castle, and reach the front doors quickly. You opened the doors, and made your way down the beautiful halls. You wished you could stop and sightsee, but you had an objective on your hands. After all, you must be cautious. You're inside the castle of Princess Twilight Sparkle. If you're caught, the consequences will be severe.

"Spike, did you use my toothbrush again?" a familiar voice said from in a nearby room.

You quickly went behind a tapestry, and peeked your head out. You saw none other than your target, Starlight Glimmer, holding a burned toothbrush in her magic aura. She entered the hallway and looked around.

"Spike? Where are you?" She asked.

It's punching time. You think to yourself. You're about to exit your hiding spot and deliver a punch, when Spike enters the hall. You curse under your breath, and stay in your hiding spot.

"What's wrong, Starlight?" Spike asked Starlight.

"Did you use my toothbrush?" Starlight asked.

"Um...no..?" Spike said, his claws behind his back and avoiding eye contact with his friend.

"Spike..."

"Okay...I did...but I just couldn't find mine! I'm sorry..."

Starlight sighed, "That's okay. Just ask next time, okay? I can find you a new one next time."

"Ok."

A guilty Spike left the room, and Starlight returned into her room. You waited until the coast was clear, and then slid out from behind the tapestry. You tiptoed into Starlight's room...and saw her facing away from you, brushing her mane in the mirror. You tiptoe directly behind her, not making a sound. However, she notices your shape behind you suddenly.

"What the-"

She turned around to you, and before she could see your face, WHAM. You send your fist flying directly into her face. Your knuckles collide instantly with her snout, and she falls unconscious. You watch in satisfaction as a little bit of blood drips from her nostrils.

"Man, that felt good." You said.

Justice has been served. You thought. You wanted to stick around a bit longer to relish in the moment, but you came to a quick realization.

Shit, I'd better get out of here before anyone catches me. You think.

Without thinking about anything else, you run out of the castle undetected. Now, you can live a normal life in Equestria...as long as Starlight doesn't remember you, of course.

Author's Note:

Are people gonna hate me for this? Likely. Do I care? No. Are you able to suggest who gets punched next? Oh yes, you can.