Nightmare Moon rules Equestria with an iron hoof. Her reign is glorious, and her methods are cruel. On top of that, her short fuse is known across the land as the most dangerous weapon Equestria has ever seen.
This rage tends to be a problem when it is unleashed around her husband, Anon. The poor human is very squishy, and although it's unintentional, he often bears the brunt of her fury. This can sometimes be... fatal.
Thankfully, Nightmare Moon has mastered a spell to make this less of a problem. Nothing will come between her and her husband. Not even death.
...Something that Anon has grown uncomfortably used to.
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Almost on the triple digits for romantic accidental murder venting?
If I didn't know better, I'd say this was anUndertale AU, or something.I could fix her
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Is there a MEME for that?
I wanted to say, 'Where's the angry downvote from someone peeved that this over the top and genuinely comic story treats domestic violence without respect for what a serious issue it is?'
But then I saw that the downdoot has appeared. Congratulations, your comedy is being taken seriously!
🤷
(Also, I didn't do it,)
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we Gotta love that one person just downvoting every single story on the website with a vengeance don't we?
Surprisingly wholesome for something also a little dark. You never fail to impress, Runic.
Based and Nightpilled.
Celesticucks are not going to make it.
Having said that, the story is hilarious, thanks for a good laugh.
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That's because that violence is towards man. Would the genders be reversed, angry mob would flood this story with downvotes and toxic comments.
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honestly, with correct writing it could still be funny
I could fix her.
Anyways, extremely based. Another great fic from Runic!
Okay, you got me with this sordid tale. I mean, who isn't interested in a NMM tale, especially one with a lighter premise?
I have my opinion regarding the goth tyrant thing, but the comment section isn't the place, so I will simply leave a like and a moustache.
I just love how nonchalant he is towards his own many demises, at this rate he should write a book or keep a talleyboard for how many times he died in different ways.
Amusing fic, it also have great potential for a more darker and angsty tone if one were to aim for that.
Wonder if he gets a prize if he reachs 100?
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One of those cool eye scars that people really like to pick in video game character creators, probably.
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Witcher style
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This makes me want to see a game just have options for going absolutely overboard with eye-scars, just for the sake of the trope joke.
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Doofenshmirtz-2: Yeah...?
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [High pitched voice] Nothing...
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Not in this day and age, they'd get cancelled immediately for it.
One of the dangers of dating a god is accidentally disintegration, one of the perks is she’ll be able to bring you back.
Her flag are red, but I’m colorblind! YEET!
Is there a video on how many ways to get killed (by everything else)?
Oh how you spoil me