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Ooh, you remembered when I said that I haven't seen a good one of those in ages, didn't you. What a lovely belated Christmas gift.

oh god the horrible puns

TLP
TLP #2 · Jan 15th, 2016 · · · Puns ·

..."I've made this special show just for you to see if puns are your fetish!"

...

...would it just be easier to kill yourself?

Where's Rainbro when you need her.
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i enjoyed nurse shys recovery plan, very thorough

why such short chapters?

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Mostly because all of these stories are old, and even after editing them to read a little easier, my old writing was much shorter and not quite as good.

Lupus #6 · Jan 15th, 2016 · · 8 · Puns ·

I knew what I was getting into when I read the title, but still...

What the fuck, Fluttershy?

Dan

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More like what the fuck, /mlp/?

Those people are freaks and anyone who's ever set foot in that cesspit should be ashamed.

Lupus #9 · Jan 15th, 2016 · · · Animu ·

"Oni-chaaan~~!" she calls.

Now you fucked up!

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... Should I tell him? :fluttershyouch:

Somebody has to tell him. :fluttershbad:

I'm a writer from /mlp/, my friend. :derpytongue2: haha.

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Hush, they're cute when they're angry.

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You should put the Anon tag on this story, just for extra annoyance. If there isn't enough space, it can probably do without the Alternate Universe.

Dan

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Even so, getmeouttahere did the Flutershy Guessing Fetish gag best. He needs to come back and write more.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/163879/i-dream-of-luna

wlam #15 · Jan 15th, 2016 · · · Animu ·

"Background Pony?"

You stare at the book for a moment. Placing the book back in it's proper place, you ponder what you're doing with your life. You set the bookshelf on fire.

:rainbowlaugh: Ouch. Harsh, dude.

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GMOH is a friend and a bit of a mentor of mine. I'll tell him you said that. :twilightsmile:

You ponder the best way to exit this situation unscathed. If this goes on for more than three minutes, would it just be easier to kill yourself? It would make the pain go away.

Oh wow! That sounds like what I was gonna- *CRASH*
"NO! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR LOVE OF PUNS!"
Brain no! What are you doing with that gun?!
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"

Wow, this one was rather unexpected. Head straight to my feels do not pass go, do not collect two hundred bits...

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Tell him I said hi. Last time we talked, he said he had run out of interesting princesses to write about, but that was almost a year ago. Who knows, maybe another princess will become interesting one of these days. :rainbowlaugh:

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I dunno man. I took Cadance from him, but maybe if I ask nicely he'll reconsider.

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I'm sure Cadence doesn't mind sharing. :duck:

Dat coverart tho.

Is it wrong that I wanted this story to about Fluttershy wanting to try your pants on because she's never seen that kind of clothing before and is curious about it

ahhh that brings back memories ... all the threads on /mlp/
is this still a thing there ? wasn't there in a while ...

anyway, marked 2 read later

Wow just wow...I wish I can give you another like.

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Why yes. Fr is alive and well. I help run it

How do you just put aids on a toilet seat!

Okay this is just sad...

I'm amused by that cover pic :rainbowlaugh:
marked for read later, for now

10dark5her? Well, that's just 2spooky4me.

Tsunderes,almost every man weakness

You should feel terrible for writing all of this... Please don't stop writing this <=D

Didn't know Sans was here...

Watching this dream cheated me out of a full romance/drama fic. Hooray for cheating via mental violation which is very unethical.

lol

I don't comprehend this.

>drinks the Kool-aid
>gives no fucks about being raped
>is still under the influence

kek

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Poetry is hard. Let me fuck you.

This is my reaction using pictures.

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"Did you like it?" she asks gleefully.
"No."
The echo of the door slam pierces the chest of the tranquil snowfall. Icy tears follow Fluttershy on her way to her warm home.

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Ahh, so that's his fetish!

...yep, that does it for me.

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