Anon shaves his head. The ponies think he has cancer. What could possibly happen?
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Anon you piece of shit. I love you~
anon you f****** a****** you are the biggest troll ever known
<blatant copy/paste> My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your [story] gave me cancer anyway. </blatant copy/paste>
That said, 5/7, perfection. Will read again once I get proper internet back.
haha nice
What have you done...
WELP time to go see if there are any tense errors...
my nigga you just got cancer
>Improperly formatted dialogue
>improper use of raise vs. rise
>Word repetition
>Wrong word errors
ENGMATIC OTAKU, FRONT AND CENTER YOUNG MAN.
YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Priest, funny read, loved the end. And only one tense error! YAY! :)
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T-thank you, senpai~
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つThis is the shit-posting we live for. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Yes
oh shitt, i wish I could see that
7749016 just fuck already god
Okay, I snickered. Well done yellow autism and vomit-green pony
Karma?
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Well, pencil... he asked...
That reminds me of a 4chan story I read once. Some guy had to shave his head as part of a bet with his friends, and he didn't want to explain it to the guys in his dormitory floor. They assumed the worst without asking him, and they all shaved their heads as well to show their silent support.
They're not wrong.
Cancer is the only reason I'd ever get rid of this glorious golden mane.
Also, how can Anon have cancer if he's a Libra?
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Why am I not getting flak for this? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Cause oh no, I'd never do anything like that, gross, never ew....
Someone want to tell em?
I'm not even surprised anymore.
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Yes?
You called?
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...I have many words butI am sleepy and not very well today so...I will summarize with:
You a shit.
This story gave me cancer.
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I's a shit?
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ye
featured on 11/26/2016 this was. done well you have
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How do I not the shit become?
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And this is what I've been missing out on. Jesus...
Hahahaha :rainibowlaugh: this was funny... this was incredibly funny XD I love it.
Trollnon ftw.
I was waiting for something like that at the end lol
That ending just earned this story a like and a favorite.
I can already hear "In The Arms of an Angel".
At least he has a legitimate reason to convince the Mane 6 to continue treating him like a king...
That was weird. And considering the author, weirdly unsuprising.
To baldly go..
As a two time cancer survivor, I laughed my ass off. This was great from beginning to end,
well shit. . .
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Twice? Dang! *claps*
I wonder how they're gonna react to him actually going through all the chemo shit.
And then Anon was the cancer. The End.
Contributing to your friends belief that you have cancer when you don't? Dick move Anon.
When they beat you to death for the "joke" when you finally come clean, know that you deserve it.
Now to continue reading the story.
Karma agrees that was a dick move by Anon.
Technically speaking the fic is great. The prose is good, never spotted a single error in spelling or grammar, etc.
But I didn't like it. It was predictable, it was already in poor taste so it really needed to be funny to be worth it, and it wasn't. The delivery of the punchline had no weight, the doctor didn't even sound like he gave a shit about telling someone they have cancer. The last line sounded... weird, for lack of a better term. Only the most ridiculous Anon would talk like that, even if it was to defuse tension with "humor."
I'm not one to say "never make fun of anything serious like cancer, ever," but I think it has to be worth it. This did not end up being worth it.
Just my two bits.
Well I'm dead inside after reading this.
7749296 Brain transplant.
UGGHHHH, I JUST SAW THAT IT SAID CANCER-N AND NOT CONCERN
UGGGGGHHHHHHH WHY I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY
Probably from all that cider.
7749430 Idubbztv is awesome. I literally just watched over half of his videos yesterday and today.
A sequel would probably be funny as hell. Lol
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You mean you shaved your hair off?
You don't want to shave your head off, that'll hurt!