The Mane Six have a problem with Anon. He never sings or dances along with their songs! They resolve themselves to deal with this problem once and for all.
Proofread and Completely Fixed by RobCakeRan53, Vengeful Spirit (Socks), Flammenwerfer, Cynewulf, Distored Flare, The Abyss, Majin Syeekoh, Daemon of Decay
Because there is nothing better than puns, fat ponies in leotards, and the threat of bodily harm to make a fic really come together.
This is what being Shanghai'd is like, I guess.
7208419 You forgot the copious amounts of alcohol.
This story gave me supercancerAIDSabetes.
This was so fun to read (and more so to edit). Your horse words never cease to amaze me, and always give me a smile. Until next time, ya cunt.
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Anon is definitely the Real Slim Shady.
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Come on, Mr. My Little Dashie author, you know betta!
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7208455 Holy shit he wrote my little Dashie.
So I just read this.
...goddammit.
7208467 Wait, you just read this? It says you proofread it in the description bahaha. So, you're telling me that you didn't read it while we were all tearing it apart? XP
7208471 I joined halfway through Flammenwerfer reading it.
I guess I'm just guilty by association.
7208478 I loved fucking with that story.
7208466 I knooooooow!
*squees*
7208475 Stop making me wet.
7208487 I came.
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Lies. You were the mastermind, and you pressed everyone to release this
disastermasterpiece.7208500 No Derek you see twas I that started the fire.
There's so much shitposting in these comments. I love it.
7208500 I have no clue what you're talking about.
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*<>* Woah Nelly needs art now ... Poppin dat flank like its hot ...... Somepony get on this ...
7208508 I came here to shitpost, but then I realized...
I'm better than that.
You are bad and you should feel bad.
You hip to that, buddy? If not, maybe hop over a cliff.
...I'm sorry, don't do that. But also do. But don't.
It was at this moment, that Anon realized, he was royly fucked
Trollestia demands the monkey to dance for her. Dance monkey DANCE!
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I only demanded the inclusion of Fat Pony, but I will do my damnedest to claim full credit for everything even remotely funny.
Did you intend to have the word "dance" in front of this?
Fluttershy pretty much stalks Anon in all your fics..
I pretty much laughed throughout this entire fic.
Also the remark about Anon and toilets was even more amusing after having read ROB's fic about urinals.
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You're welcome.
That's kinda horrifying
Well thankfully they're not bringing out the whip and neigh neigh.
7209566 As Rob said I had the funniest shit. The inclusion of fat pony was genius though.
Guess Anon just didn't feel like dancin'.
they can dance if they want to
but they wont leave their friend behind
'Cause their friend don't dance and if he don't dance
Well, his ankles break in no time.
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I think I'd rather die than live in a world where breaking into choreographed song and dance is mandatory.
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Fluttershy's afraid she impregnated the sentence?
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DANCE! IM NOT LIVING THERE! *grabs a clown mask and puts it on* IM FUCKING OUT!
We need no stinking pony musicz. We got our own. They seem to like it just fine.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police."
That video gave me diabetes. Also possibly liver cancer.
I have been traumatized.
Is this the Whoa Nelly in the story?
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That was fucking terrible, Priest.
10/10. Thumbs up.
You know what they say! "Break a leg!" And a arm...and a rib...you know what, just beak everything until he's stuck in bed forever!
Dark tag, right here.
A Broken leg can heal, if set correctly and supplemented during recuperation.
This line implies Twilight either mangled his leg or purposefully left it broken and improperly set.
Unless, if and ONLY IF they break his leg once and use the injury paperwork to make Anon qualify as "permanently disabled", since horseland law would be designed for equine-kind's historical tendency to be permantly lamed by a broken leg, as equine legs dont heal as well as biped legs.
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You all those "human living in the Everfree" stories?
Yeah...
Now you know why.
7707292 yeah remember the clown mask? *grabs a chainsaw* Ima have a fun time with glue