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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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When a filly grows up and becomes a mare, the process and numerous body changes are bound to be difficult. It was certainly true for humans where you came from, and you certainly don't relish your own memories of "coming of age." As Sweetie Belle is going through that change now, you're definitely sympathetic, and happy to offer some words of comfort to her.

You know...if you could get a word in at all...

Why does being kind never work out well for you?

Listen to the narration by Fire Rain HERE!

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My god. Sweetie Belle is so cute. When I think of how adorable she is, I feel squeak in the knees.

Dat face do

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I know, I just had to.

I started shuddering at the descriptions. OW, Ow Ow oW.

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Glad to know it...resonated with you?

6873490 The cuteness radiated by the filly pierced my heart, and my eardrums.

This really struck a cord with me

And the music hall burns down like the orange juice and oat meal.......:unsuresweetie:

I'm frankly surprised there are zero mentions of drugs in this story, considering the title.

We get it, you hate Spike. You've made your opinion of him very vocal.

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You sure?
I don't need to just make a story that's nothing but him suffering? I mean, I can do that, if there's any doubt in your mind.

6875125 Sir, the bulge in your pants is plenty convincing. Please put your erection away, it's starting to make me uncomfortable.

I'll admit I'm not much of a fan of human in equestria type of stories but the way you've written this story is comedy gold for me. Good job! :) Hope to read more crack-fics such as this XD

Your fics give me no end of amusement.

6868329 I fear that pencil out-punned you here. Look:
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That's quality, cringe-worthy punning right there.
You can do better. I believe in you!
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I had no idea Call of Duty would be in this fic!

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Yes pls. Maybe spike getting trapped inside the oven and anon "accidentally" turning it on? To later find out when the oven dings that spike survived and actually enjoyed it and thanks anon.

Then anon actively attempts to kill spike with everything from bees and rock scrapers to lightening bolts that are covered in semen and mare juices via rainbow dash and him.

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Mufaaasaaaaa!!!!!

How r u? :3

This is the most exaggerated thing I've ever read. Can I have more?

Sweetie should do some vocal work for Merzbow sometime

Its got that oddly conservative moral bent to it that all the old slasher movies have. Piece of shit people get what shitty people deserve. Me gusta. :ajsmug:

Shouldn’t this have the gore tag because of the blood and destroyed ear drums?

Hush now, quiet now.....

GODDAMMIT! It's 4:50 AM where I'm at, I have an appointment at 8:45 AM, and my little sister won't go to bed. OF COURSE I'M TIRED!

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