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Flutterpriest


Pony Writer, Barcast Podcaster, Sometimes Narrator, and the worst.


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Twilight Sparkle has been one of your dearest friends for a while now, and you’ve seen how far she’s come with her magical studies. Still, even seasoned students make mistakes, and this one is a doozie. While it’s obvious she needs your help, there’s no denying that this is one situation that’s way too hot for you to handle.

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Poor Anon books, they did nothing wrong.

I wish I could be ashamed of you for this. I do. But I'm not.
With how many stories you've written recently, you could say you're on...
No. You know what? Too easy. I'll think of something better later.

I'm a bit confused by your most recent stories.

Videotape was tagged sad and tragic, but felt more like a dark comedy, while this was tagged comedy that turned into a sad tragedy.

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I dunno man. I wrote this like a comical satire. I tried to drench each line in silly imagery and jokes.

Videotape Does start a comedy, but is tagged sad because of how the story turns. The way it ends is not comical in the slightest. And you can't mix "sad" and "comedy" on this site. A story is either more sad or more comedy. Since this concept has more levity, it gets the comedy treatment.

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Even if you can't mix sad and comedy you could use the tags dark or tragedy much to the same effect, if you think for example teen+dark doesn't fit you can also change the rating from Teen to Everyone to signal viewers what to expect. But I might be a bit biased on this story, because I know a girl whose actual house burnt down, and it was a very tragic experience even if everyone made it out alright.

Wow, Twilight really needs to cool it.
When Spike showed up I felt a spike of annoyance.
Anon really needs to learn how to sugar coat things.
Anon should have just booked it when he got out of the tree house.
Those books just lit my heart on fire.
Water you waiting for Twilight?

Oh man I'm on fire!

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BURN IN HELL!!!
(Your puns need the fire department!)

Congrats, your Twilight just evolved into a Rapidash!

8038042 He's as cool as ice.

I don't know why people are on about sad tragedy or whatnot. Maybe I just read too many of your stories because I never felt sad about Twilight losing her home.

Oh god. I am becoming numb to pony abuse with you.

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Same. It's just how things go. You get burned once, you just become numb to the pain.

That was...

(Puts on sunglasses)

...a hot read.

Spicy spaghetti :moustache:

And inside that Library is a bunch of wood. Because it's a tree. And inside of that tree is a bunch of wood. Because a library has books. The tree isn't dead, since it still has leaves that grow every spring and flow to the ground in the fall. So somepony in Ponyville saw this tree and thought it would be a good idea to gut it from the inside, put a bunch of its dead tree children inside, and have ponies go read in inside it for a relaxing afternoon.

I remember that a comedian made a similar joke, but with treehouses instead of books. Good memories yo.

You and spike remain completely silent, staring

You don't have time to grab spike, nor would you want to

Spike should be capitalized.


Aww RIP Anon. Good luck next time!

Too sad for me. (Anon deserved best pony.)

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Oh no, Priest. You're better than this.

Wow Twilight, that was so fire pun of you. :trollestia:

It's storming out in a strange rain/sleet/hail storm, which is really just a bad show on the weather team's part.

I suggest if this happ'nin git yer keesta to a storm shelter now! Torneighdee is cumin!:applejackconfused:

So somepony in Ponyville saw this tree and thought it would be a good idea to gut it from the inside, put a bunch of its dead tree children inside, and have ponies go read in inside it for a relaxing afternoon.

Always likened the library to this tree not more than 50km from where I live. And yes it is still growing.
http://www.southaustralianhistory.com.au/herbig.htm
heritagebuildingsofsouthaustralia.com.au/bar17.jpg

And inside of that tree is a bunch of wood.

At this point I thought 'That's not how we speak of Twi!':twilightangry2:

"I'm afraid if you aren't going to rent something, I have to ask you to leave."

lend/borrow or this a humourous oversight on Anon's part

You and spike remain completely silent, staring at the now flaming unicorn in front of you.

Spike

The unicorn looks to you in a look that you stomped a small puppy to a bloody mush. You feel like you just stomped a small puppy to a bloody mush.
"I, uh. I'm just gonna... go now," you say, turning away from your crush, then walking back to your home.

Anon "DOH"

You don't have time to grab spike, nor would you want to, as you turn and begin to run from the unicorn.

Oh this 'Spike' as well needs a capital.:pinkiehappy:

I could see the spaghetti dribbling out of his pockets in those final few lines

Best Twilight crackfic I've ever read.

It's the only Twilight crackfic I've ever read.

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