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Daemon McRae


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This story is a sequel to Schadenfreude 2: Schadenfreude Harder


Schadenfreude is a simple pony. He enjoys the little things. Taking up as much room on an elevator as he likes. Sleeping through movies. And being a general annoyance to everyone around him.Of course, this leads to everyone around him disliking him on principle. Which only makes him smile wider.

After one too many "incidents" at his normal job, his employer takes it upon himself to "volunteer" him to work at the castle. As a butler.

For Prince Blueblood.

You can imagine the kind of shenanigans he gets up to now.


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See that [Incomplete] tag below? Yeah. It's happening.

You asked for it. Sequel to Schadenfreude 2: Schadenfreude Harder, and the train wreck that started it all, Schadenfreude.

(New cover art by the fantastic TodayIWriteFanfics!)

Chapters (24)
Comments ( 761 )

TEUFEL, JA! Finally more Schadenfreude!

I still find it amazing that people hate Blueblood but love this guy^^

OHMYFUCKING-
SCHADENFREUDE!
:rainbowkiss:
I love you.
Okay, you've earned the follow.
:rainbowdetermined2:

as his parents names him

named
Only error I spotted.

“Things Schadenfreude is NOT Allowed to do in Canterlot.”

How'd you come up with that?

Not that I have a habit of waking up in other pony’s beds. More like I have a tendency to spend the night in jail. Just the night, mind you. Petty offenses. Them coppas got nuthin’ on me, yo.

This is where I died, the rest was post-mortem bliss.:rainbowlaugh:

MOST GLORIOUS.
You have done it. We needed more Schadenfreude!

3935731 Well, well, if it isn't my old acquaintance :trixieshiftleft:...

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Well, well, if it isn't the Spy I thoroughly pwned. Enjoying your old body?:trollestia:

3936925
You gave up master of espionage for Aquaman? Not sure exactly how stupid that is.:trixieshiftleft:

3936963 Wait... what was my old body? :rainbowhuh:

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The Spy? from TF2? who's head I exploded with a quick-draw headshot? and then fixed and cavorted about in while you were trying out new bodies? and then you got upset and I gave it back and I set the Pyro on you? and you ran away with a giant water pistol? Any of this ringing a bell, or do you not remember being dead?

3937013 I dunno, you offered a lot of bodies...
But with THIS, I'm invincible! :pinkiecrazy:

This is incredible.

Continue, please!

3937271 DAMMIT! *Struggles* I can see why he hates humans...
Curses! I'll get you one day, Lag!

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Please try to keep the comments related to the story.

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Having the weirdest sense of deja vu... Alright then, I'll do my best.

You are going to have to publish that list at some point in the future. Maybe as a bonus chapter or something.:pinkiehappy:

We need to see discord introduced to silly putty.

I just pissed myself laughing

So basically this list makes him legally handicapped. He can't do anything on his own.

3962275 All these addendums should tell you one thing: he's a genius with legal loopholes.

I'm surprised that Shining Armor didn't say something to the effect of "Number 105 is being rescinded".

Well, I think my sister's heart gave out while reading this. Schadenfreude, do you mind helping me prove that this is true with some open-heart surgery?:pinkiecrazy:

My face hurts a little bit now. I couldn't stop grinning while I was reading this.:twilightsheepish:

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Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

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Actully silly putty is glue if you micrwave that shit the right way.

Oh boy. Schadenfreude is the best. I feel as if they need more rules though.

3964375 Oh, there will be, by the time the story catches up to the oneshots.

3962424 Same here!
Shining does realize rule 105 is going to be void in a bit, right???
What worries me most is the crossed out rules that imply a penile emergency did happen... hopefully to Blueblood.

And we all drank deep of the martini made with Bluebloods tears. Or something. Hurray, joy, happiness, etc, etc.

And shits shall not be given

........ Tis...
...Tis is pure art in form writting... It told me so much about this smart-ass that i love so much.... :raritycry:

Really? Dickery isn't a professional sport? Fuck, that means my friend was right. I guess i'm not part of any sports game then.

Well, this story already breaks rule 105, but I think Celestia's going to ignore that particular rule.

Haha, this is awesome and I'm looking forward to more. One note: Shining should be reading the list "aloud".

4028824 He is. That's why the list begins and ends in quotation marks. Even the part in the middle is separated by quotation marks.

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No, it says, "I shall be reading the document allowed to you." Which is grammatically legitimate but not likely to be what you intended...

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“[This document is a legally notarized copy of File #D4M-M17 Freude. It is meant for training, educational, and informational purposes only. See #62.]

Starting quotation.

34: Not allowed to fake a “penile emergency.”

Ending quotation.

“35: Not allowed to make use of the Fair Treatment Act

Starting quotation.

‘balls on toast’ in the presence of any of the Princesses.”

Ending quotation.


Also, if you say I added those in there, anyone with the ability to see editing timestamps can tell you (although I don't know who those people are) that I didn't edit this chapter till after I posted this comment.


I found a stray quotation mark. It got lost. :twilightblush:

4035076 I'm clearly failing to say what I mean. I'm sorry. I was only trying to point out that "aloud" and "allowed" sound the same but mean different things, and where you wrote "allowed", I believe you meant "aloud". I hope this time I've been more clear...

I wouldn't even say anything if I weren't enjoying the story. I'm looking forward to more. :-)

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