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Daemon McRae


The magic comedy hoers.

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Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.

It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.

Sex tag and Teen rating for some crude humor.

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Comments ( 94 )

Ok, great story! But one typo I notice at the end:

Starlight was the first to speak after a very long silence. “Now Twilight, I can undewrstand why you’re upset-”

understand doesn't have a w in it. But great story!

Um... I guess Twilight wanted to ride the Hepta-whatzit too?

She leaned against the table, obviously distressed. After a few deep breaths, she lifted her hooves in the air and cried, “Why didn’t you take MEEEEEEE?!”

priceless :pinkiecrazy:

Poor Trixie....

Had to do that. Good story, by the way.

She leaned against the table, obviously distressed. After a few deep breaths, she lifted her hooves in the air and cried, “Why didn’t you take MEEEEEEE?!”

:rainbowlaugh: Quite the twist to the ending there.

I like it.

AS already noted the ending comment PRICELESS

That was so Twilight in that last line. Take an up vote and a fave!

I thought it was the Journal incident and Celestia and Luna planted a corruption on all 8.

abronie #10 · 4 weeks ago · · 1 ·

PinkieJack? Do want.

Good story overall, I just wish you added more details of what exactly the girls all did, instead of keeping it vague. I know this is a good way to Noodle Incident your way through a story, but just a little more detail couldn't hurt?
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Now Twilight, I can undewrstand why you’re upset

*understand

Poor trixie.....:pinkiesick:

All that for the punch line... yeah they have it coming but all for that punchline

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Good story.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this video upon reading the title.

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

That.. that is.. that's all I can say.. this was.. this was just.. just..... ALL OF THE :rainbowlaugh:

So . . . considering Rainbow Dash got off scot free I take it you are a fan of hers then?

Minor correction, "they have sense taken it among themselves " should be," they have since taken it among themselves".

LOVE the last line!

Oh, and as for poor Trixie?
OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Minalkra #20 · 4 weeks ago · · 4 ·

Because you are an annoying bookhorse.

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You know, when I saw that title I thought of "What Really Happened to Lincoln" which was the video the audio of the guy who was shouting originated from, and not that video, but then again, there is a disparity in the amount of viewers listed.

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More like I thought she'd be the last pony to wind up with a Get Out of Jail Free card out of the lot, so I did.

Okay, that was friggin' amazing. :rainbowlaugh:

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who’s mating cycle

whose*

See, this is why only those chosen by the Cutie Map should go to their assigned destinations.

Fantastic! I laughed all the way through it. You deserve more mustaches than can be placed in a comment, but here's a few to start with. :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

Thank you for a great story. :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::yay:

Considering how awesome that adventure sounded, I can understand Twilight perfectly.

Also, plot twist: Trixie actually loved it and is contemplating how can she live without her just found soulmate.

This was great. This was SO GREAT and I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN because of HOW AMAZINGLY GREAT it was

She leaned against the table, obviously distressed. After a few deep breaths, she lifted her hooves in the air and cried, “Why didn’t you take MEEEEEEE?!”

BEST PLOT TWIST!!

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She's actually the second biggest karma houdini (after Starlight) after getting off scot free from the Cloudsdale factory incident :moustache:

Just... Brilliant... Plain and simple

Best crap I've read in awhile.

A panty raid on an royal archive filled with dangerous creatures, artifacts, and books with dangerous powers and secrets? You put all my favorites into one. Instant favorite and follow. I salute you, my friend.

Starlight was the first to speak after a very long silence. “Now Twilight, I can understand why you’re upset-”

“NO. NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.”

She leaned against the table, obviously distressed. After a few deep breaths, she lifted her hooves in the air and cried, “Why didn’t you take MEEEEEEE?!”

OMG! Twilight!
Simply an awesome story, great work!

Haha, well I really enjoyed this! It had that crazy, over the top humor that is great when done right. Celestia's formal address on the issue was perfect. Some things I would have liked more detail on, like WHY they all went with Rainbow? But then again more detail would take away so the less is more rule applies. The end...I should have seen it coming but it was really funny. The fact this was a issue for the Friendship Princess in season 5 just place right into this setup.

Great comedic one shot!

We have also taken steps against using time travel to send oneself to such a time as to predate the creation of said vault, hide inside it, then return to the present and open it from the inside.

HOW WOULD THAT PROTECTION WORK?!?

This is what Twilight gets for ascending to an alicorn: she can't do adventures in Equestria any more. Also, why is Time Breaker not being punished?

J-90 #41 · 4 weeks ago · · ·

Wow... That's some of crazy stuff stored in there. And that ending sure was funny XD


Also: Poor Trixie... O.O

...and then they fucked? Except Trixie. Poor thing. She probably really wanted a foal.

Rainbow is the only one that escaped punishment. Sounds like Trixie got alot of unwanted attention with the idea the expert might be wrong. Fluttershy got sprayed by a skunk. A skunk whose scent incites other animals to become aggressive and won;t wear off for 10 months

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I have no idea ... but I suspect Discord is involved. :|

This deserves a sequel!

I want that trebuchet for my deck.

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Dude, I'd nail that fucker down to the bed of my truck and have one of my buddies drive me around town. Or put it on my roof and shoot my neighbors. One of the two outta do.

Yes, Twi's reasoning for being mad here is perfectly logical. They are all friends, they should do stupid stuff together, damn it! :rainbowlaugh:

Before this story, I didn't think anything could be worse than having that fire rhino in heat from Fantasic Beasts chase you. Now you've made me think of how many times worse it'd be if it was a hydra, and you actually got caught.

In short, I've heard great things about you on the site, and this only makes me interested in reading more from you.

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