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One does not simply blaspheme the princess's tits.

Consequences may include, but are not limited to, snuggling, court-martial, and third-degree burns. And not necessarily in that order.


Entry for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

The selected prompt was "We learned something hot."

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Hahaha, oh, this is beautiful. Im grinning ear to ear.

TDR

Niiiice

I was in stitches through the whole thing. And I THOUGHT I recognized Dragon Flu...

They weren’t griffons, either.

Always important to clarify,

We named them Cyanistes Caelestibus ignis, or Celestial Fire Tit, if you prefer the common name.”

This....this right here is what made me laugh my ass off.

8722751 That's what you get when you mix boredom with taxonomy. :twilightsheepish:

I kinda want the clop now xD

Flisky #7 · February 9th · · 1 ·

Excellent! Now do one on Luna's boobies, or maybe Cadance's cock.

I'm sure Shining Armor is all about Cadance's cock.

FTL

Those two are so aptly named after the disease they are blighted by... :facehoof:

River slumped onto his belly and planted his cheek on the floor, groaning. “Oh buck, we’ve been pranked hard. I’d heard stories, but I didn’t believe it. Celestia is the biggest prankster ever.”

Prankster, troll... tomato, tomahto... :trollestia:

Well, this certainly got a few chuckles out of me. Well done Darling and good luck in the contest :raritywink:.

TDR

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Shining Armor IS Cadences cock. Or pomen jay if you like.

Hehehehe oh this was adorable!

Celestia definitely has some hot tits. Other tits can't even compare.:moustache:

Have a moustache :moustache:.

Next up: playing with Maud's rocking tits. :trollestia:

D48

Ah Celestia, never change. :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously though, this was hilarious with a side of adorable, and I'm very glad to have read it.

Well done. :rainbowlaugh:

Celestia, you dog.

That was great sunbutt strikes again

“Yeah, we were told to, uh…” Drizzle twirled his hoof vaguely in the air. “Snuggle Princess Celestia’s tits?”

Oooh, I get it now. I should have seen this coming, in retrospect.

They both grinned like wolves, and Drizzle mimed fanning himself with a hoof as he whistled and huffed, “Seriously, guys… Princess Celestia has the fluffiest, cuddliest,hottesttits in Equestria.”

Clever. Although I would ABSOLUTELY do the same thing given half a chance. If only for the looks I'd get.

That was freaking brilliant in every way. I sincerely hope no one "flames" it. :trollestia:

JackRipper
Story Approver

An actual conversation last night between my friend and I:

“You see, when going into a competition, you want to analyze your other competitors to see which ones are likely to beat you.”

“Like who?”

“You see this new story in the box by Raugos? I can guarantee you that it’ll pass me in the box.”

As ridiculous and silly as this was - and oh my, it was, in all the best ways - it is also well-written, with good pacing, characterization, and even believability. It would never be an actual episode (at least, not with that particular turn of phrase) but I could see it happening in canon.

"Cyanistes Caelestibus ignis, or Celestial Fire Tit" was a fantastic reveal. Bravo! Well done indeed! :trollestia:

Celestia confirmed as Best Prankster. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie would be utterly agog. :pinkiegasp: :rainbowderp:

Light and laughter,
SongCoyote

He wouldn’t have believed it was possible for a royal guard to get any whiter, what with their enchanted armour to unify their colours, but River somehow managed it.

No. No. You’re a royal guard, now. Act like it!

Royal guards playing mama chicken…

Cap.
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“Dragon flu is fascinating, isn’t it? That’s what we gave you, by the way – a mostly harmless, non-virulent strain that’s been thoroughly weakened by magic. All the symptoms of the common cold, but with the unique side-effect of making you immune to heat and fire. You could even bathe in lava if you wanted!”

Made me think of Melt when I read the story. Then I found it linked at the bottom, that really is an adoracute fic. Poor little Twilight.
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Funny story, Seriously funny Trollestia and the most adorable animals on Fimfiction.

This was great. Certainly got me.

Of course, the whole point of this story is calming said flaming tits. :rainbowwild: Cute and hilarious.

This was hilarious. I can see why it sailed past my fic in the box. :rainbowlaugh:

By Sunbutt's flaming tits, keep doing what you're doing.

I read the title and expected the pun.
I read the first part of the story and stopped expecting the pun.
I read the second part of the story and got punched in the face.

How is it possible for me to be surprised by a pun I expected.

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The author was counting on you expecting the pun and took steps to make you stop expecting the pun. Then he threw the pun in solely for the sake of punching you. If it makes you feel better, I took the hit too.

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We should sue for undue harm caused by destruction of expectations.

That was written in a most superb and excellent way. I applaud you. :trollestia:

This was beautiful.

This was absolutely magnificent. Royal guard shenanigans and Trollestia are the perfect combination.

Privates Hoof and Mouth

I see what you did there. And I like it.

This was so hilarious, I love it. Cheers on the story!

this was hilarious, and cute.

What drizzle should have said is: Sorry, autocorrect!

Oh, that jokeXD. Saw it once on some other forum years ago.
Good job

8722802 Quite a few stories have already done the cock thing, though. I distinctly remember something about Fluttershy marveling at the size of Big Mac's cock. :pinkiegasp:

8723046 Helping Maud get her rocks off (the lawn).

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If the fandom is anything to go by, Celestia's favourite pastime is letting ponies whip themselves into a frenzy speculating about her personal life based on nothing but sketchy evidence and assumptions. Bonus points if she gets to personally debunk said rumours. :trollestia:

8723543 Hmm, are caps really necessary for 'royal guard' as a rule?

8723966 That's because this story has been tweaked for maximum punishment. :ajsmug:

Do i want to imagine how those flaming tits got made. I mean ones a big the others small so how does it end up how it did...

:trollestia:

Ah, constructive Trollestia. The best kind. Entertaining throughout; thank you for it. Best of luck in the judging.

8724800 Maud's Got Enormous Stones :rainbowlaugh:

Wait, Celestia has tits? Really? I honestly didn't know that. Huh...

Amazing. This is honestly perfect.

Fucking lol, Celestia is best troll :rainbowlaugh:
Nicely done

Wow. Just wow. This is going in the favs!

Spoiler warning : it's about the birds.

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