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This story is a sequel to Schadenfreude


Schadenfreude. A name known throughout the castle, and frequently spoken in conjunction with the phrase "Oh, hell no." He's annoying. He's an expert at annoying the crap out of ponies. And he's Prince Blueblood's butler.

He also loves his job.

Join Schadenfreude as he regales with the tale of how Princess Twilight tries to correct his Cutie Mark.

It's a doozy. Or not.

(New cover art by the fantastic TodayIWriteFanfics!)

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MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MOAR MAKE THIS A ACTUAL STORY!!!!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

wait....schadenfruede is prince bluebloods BROTHER? oh my god...

I like Schadie. I wouldn't mind hanging around with him sometimes.

3767058 No. He's not. Where did I say that?

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Ganesha's broken tusk, that's a great story!

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Read you long desc......

3767304 ...dammit. Thanks. Fix'd.

Best butler in the universe! We need moar!

Has Schadenfreude ever met Discord? I feel like they'd get along swimmingly.

Also, I can't be the only one who wants to see a series about this guy right? These stories are amazing!

One little thing:

Somehow, amidst the grand display of floating books and Twilight’s ranting, she was me first.

Guessing that should be "saw"? :twistnerd:

WE OF THE FANTASTICA CLAN HUMBLY REQUEST MORE SHADENFREUDE.

ALSO HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

Why isn't this a thing yet?
:rainbowkiss:
Cause it totally needs to be a thing.
:duck:
You can make this a thing, right?
:rainbowhuh:

I really like Schadenfreude. And I don't just say that because I am German.
Okay, maybe it have a bit to do with me being German.
He should meet Twilights friends. Because...
WIR BRAUCHEN MEHR SCHADENFREUDE!

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Why dont you make this a real thing, i mean can you make more of this?

3771049 Because I originally intended this to be a oneshot. And I have too many ongoing series. I might write more of him, but leaving it as individual oneshots gives me more freedom.

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noted...hope you make more.

Schadenfreude is such a little prick. I love it!

This is beautiful. It's better than the first one. Only just better. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is why Schadenfreude is my favorite butler of all time. I've gotten ideas from him. In fact, I'm totally going to try the lettuce thing next chance I get.:scootangel:
Also, this story reminds me of a line in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged where Alucard tilts every painting on his way to a meeting. That's probably the best way to piss off people, just tilt a painting, or mirror, or clock, ever so slightly.

Also, you do know you can list stories as sequels now right?:unsuresweetie:

3774785 PFFFT. Using site features.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Can we get more stories of this delightful asshole please?

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I can see where our protagonist (antagonist?) get's his "no fucks given" attitude.

Schadenfreude means malicious joy in German.
He does live to the meaning of that word

The element of douchebagness, the strongest of all

For some reason, every time I imagine Schadenfreude laugh I hear this sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifzQZ7A04TM

IT's official, Schadenfreude must be made canon.

Lets see... a sequel which takes everything good about the previous one and makes it better? Check! Thus, another favorite and Derpy for you: :derpytongue2:

At this point, I just need a button which autofavorites and likes whenever you post more Schadenfreude.

I love this guy! He makes Pinkie and Sonata look tame.

Poor Twilight! She never stood a chance.

I imagine this music playing in the background as Schadenfreude helps HSH Twilight shelve books and as she tries to fix his "Painting":

:twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2:

I’m a perpetual fuck-you machine.

... I got nothing. This is great. This is amazing. This is perfection! JonTron! Do the thing!

Thank you Jon.

He had to pair me up with Lady OCD herself. The absolutely chaotic-neurotic mother of all bookworms, Princess Twilight ‘That Doesn’t Go There’ Sparkle.

This will be glorious.

“Why would anypony name their foal that?” she asked me.

A genius. An evil genius.

“Happiness at the misfortune of others,” I declare, proudly puffing my chest out. I could have been a pegasus, I was so proud.
Oh come on, you’ve met them.

Considering Rainbow, yes.

I would take care to put every fifth, and once in a while, sixth, book in either upside-down, out of order with the one next to it, or just a little too far in on the shelf, so that it didn’t sit level with the rest, and you had to reach in to grab it and pull it out to fix it, which would inevitably move the ones next to it, which you’d have to then move.... I’m sorry. Just talking about it makes my spine shiver.

You are amazing.

Now, I’m not a totally cruel-hearted pony. I’m only really amused at small misfortunes. Minor annoyances. Ponies going OCD apeshit over little things. Watching someone truly worried? Nah, that’s not funny. You just don’t laugh at some things. So I took a step back while Princess Celestia approached Twilight cautiously, asking in a hushed and measured tone, “Twilight? Twilight, are you alright?”

This. THIS I like, he isn't a monster.

Have you ever tried to run from a screaming mad alicorn Princess while laughing your Mark off? No. No you have not. And you haven’t lived, either.

You are magnificent.

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They'd get along like a house on fire. Which they just might do.

You have a nice story going on here.
This story was an interesting find and it was very near.
What I mean by near is that it was cool.
As almost cool as I gigantic, massive, oversized swimming pool.
Twilight was dead right about his name.
At least he is proud of it and not ashamed.
This story brings all the laughter to the yard.
And they're like, "Wanna laugh hard?"
And I'm like, "Darn right I'll laugh hard but only if you bring your shipping cards."
I totally could never ship Schadenfreude with anypony here.
His annoyance would be enough to make anypony else drown themselves in beer.
But nevertheless you story was excellent and just great.
Thank you for making such a funny story, Nate.

:moustache: I think he broke her
:trollestia: are you sure?
:duck: Spike why are you here?
:moustache: Twilights broken :raritystarry:?

Oh, wow. This guy is the king of trolls!:rainbowlaugh:

Ah the glorious adventures of Schadenfreude! Truly, such fine trolling is worthy of becoming legend!

I can just see Starlight trying to rip off his cutie mark, only for the equal sign to appear... crooked.

I fucking love this guy holy shit
This is like the kind of shit I might pull on occasion, though

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at poor Twilight's misfortune so much...but this was just TOO good!

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