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Salty Alty

Editor for Synesisbassist and Scaramouch, Pony Literature Afficionado, and one Salty Boi.


A most heinous crime has been committed in Canterlot.

Justice will be...


Cover art by Granzon on Derpibooru! https://www.derpibooru.org/216170?q=safe

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 37 )

Omg, this was the best. I nearly cried laughing.

"T R A I T O R S!"

Of course Princess Celestia would completely bonkers without the tea - that's what Empires run on. Surprised though the last scene didn't include a guillotine. lol

I feel this needs more. I really would love to see further chapters and maybe exploring these "dealings with the nobility". Would certainly be funny to see the comedic seriousness of Celestia going full Robespierre over really mundane things.

Over all, an excellently written story. ^^


Thank you very much! I was hesitant to publish due to my editor not being immediately available, but I am glad you appreciate the quality nonetheless.

I will certainly write another story like this in the future! It was certainly a fun story to write and it's helped me get out of a recent bout of writer's block.

I have no idea what I just read, and I'm happy about that. :rainbowlaugh:

Wave to us from the feature box when you get there!

This. Is. Magnifique!!!

BRILLIANT! :rainbowlaugh: :trollestia: :moustache:

"I'm Sun Butt."
Read this five mins ago, still snickering. this sold it.

sorry couldn't seem to shorten the clip

Happy to.... Confuse? :twilightsheepish:

I don't think I'll be hitting the featured box just yet, but thanks for the support!

I'm glad you think so! This is actually my first attempt at a comedy and I'm delighted that you guys love it so much!

She stalks the Day!

I am such a huge fan of Blueblood and when I saw it was him who cancelled the tea order, I literally had to stop reading for forty-five minutes to convince myself it would not turn into Blueblood bashing. I came back, I read the story, and boy am I glad I did! That was hilarious and awesome! Have an upvote from me! Great job!

Good to know Blueblood is both intelligent enough to drive her off the deep end and stupid enough not to realize how colossally bad an idea that is.


Don't worry... the other nobles will get what's coming to them!

They're turning the frogs harmonious!

The Tea Party must go on!

The Tea must flow.

Yesssss. You cannot save the tea!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO... wait I don't even drink tea

We'll dump the sugar and flour too!

okay, thanks in advance for the nightmares I'm probably going to suffer tonight from that image

Adding to my funny bookshelf this was gold!

Happy to put a smile on your face!

NOOOOOOOOO, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE CANDY!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US! :pinkiesad2::fluttercry::raritycry::applecry:

It wasn't me! Twas the Nobles I tell you!

Oh... imma go hurt some nobles now, I'm not sure when I'll stop


Don't hurt them too bad!

No, they will all have at least one black eye... exept for fancy pants, he won't have anything happen to him

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you!

Hold on. This whole operation was your idea!

Well yeah if I help my breath I couldn't breathe

Celestia chuckled, and giggled, and slowly transitioned to a maniacal cackle, grabbing the pot in her magical grasp and hurtling it out of the window, the glass shattering on impact. "Heh.... Heheheheh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She nearly instantly teleported in front of Raven, craning her neck downwards to stare her in the eye. "Pray tell, my wonderful little pony,my faithful little pony, who canceled that order?"

Raven's eyes widened as Celestia's eyes dilated to pinpricks. "P-P-P-Prince Blueblood, your highness!" She squeaked out, nearly against the floor now as Celestia continued looming over her.

Celestia suddenly stood up completely straight, gazing angrily out of the broken window.


Oh dear.. this is going to be unfortunate for somepony. :ajsmug:

Luna waved her hoof dismissively as Celestia roughly grabbed Twilight by her shoulders, staring her down fiercely. "Twilight. I need your help. The Nobles are plotting to take over! This is merely the beginning!" Dragging Twilight over to a large poster board, she began pointing to pictures of various prominent nobles, and the notes scrawled beneath them. "They've plotted against me for years, Twilight! And all of their efforts culminate tonight! "

Half joking: This is news? :unsuresweetie:

The great white alicorn looked at the purple pony with a look of utmost seriousness. "Trust me. I have a plan. "

Four words.

"Let them eat cake."

Trust me, if you enjoyed this one, I'm currently writing an even cheesier one.

Haha, a fun little farce. :pinkiehappy:

Glad to hear you enjoyed it!

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