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Salty Alty


Editor for Synesisbassist and Scaramouch, Pony Literature Afficionado, and one Salty Boi.

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What happens when Applejack suggests they play Appeloosan Hold'Em for their monthly game night?

Prosecco based lies, awful bluffs, and hilarity ensues.




Art by DaniLi69 on DeviantArt!

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When the changelings commence their invasion of Canterlot at Shogun Cadance's wedding, Rainbow meets a most vexing opponent on the battlefield.

Defeat is not an option; The survival and prosperity of her homeland depends on her.

Death before dishonor!


Made for the art contest being held by Mr. Tech and Nixworld!

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Evening Shade liked to think she was a normal pony. She pays her taxes, goes to a party every so often, and goes bar crawling with her friends. Sure, she wasn't the most well-off pony in Canterlot, but she made do.

Now? She isn't sure what to think. After accidentally bumping into a piece of Nightmare Moon's armor and being possessed by the spirit trapped within it, she's become torn between her duty as a citizen of Equestria, and her morality and empathy towards this strange new being she is now sharing every moment of her life with.

With twists and turns around every corner and enemies lurking in the shadows, it will take everything she's got to keep her newfound secret while remaining true to who she is as a pony.

Be sure to check out Cyonix, who is the editor for this story!

Edit: Featured on 8/9/2019, thank you guys so much!!!
Edit2: Featured on 8/23/2019!

Art done by the lovely Pillowrabbit!

I now have a discord! Join me over at The Salt Shaker!




This will be a 1st person story, occasionally swapping P.O.V to different characters.

This story is my take on an MLP version of Venom!

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This story is a sequel to Celestia Loses Her Marbles


For the past six months, Thorax and Pharynx have been swimming in the best munchies Twilight could buy. But their contract has expired, and the two siblings must venture forth to acquire more snacks to fuel their kush filled dreams, and word on the street is that the Royal Vault in Canterlot holds the seriously good shit.

Will they be able to stomach the adventure, or will they taste scrumptious defeat?



Special thanks to Scaramouch for editing and proofreading!

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It is the year 2090, 13 years after the Great War ravaged the majority of Equestria, as well as most of the known world. Life is tough, and it will be a long while before things get better.

Drastic measures must be taken to ensure survival; but how far is too far? For some of the newly formed communities, this question must be asked time and time again... And going too far could result in disaster.

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"It is when Oppression becomes a fact, that Revolution becomes a duty." This statement was made by those freed from tyranny for decades, until they were finally extinguished in the fires of Megaspell warfare. What everypony knows in the back of their heads however, is that tyranny never dies.

And for the crew of the Cirrostratus, A Thunderhead class vessel, this unfortunate truth has become their reality. A nascent Enclave has treated their sailors poorly for far too long, and have forced their mariners to work under inequine conditions and constraints for over a decade now.

With three thousand souls on board vying for freedom and a decent life, it presents a harsh reality. When not just survival, but their hopes and dreams, are put on the line, everypony has a choice to make. This is the story of those ponies, and the choices that circumstance forced them to make.
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Special thanks to Quindiesel and Duskhoof for editing and proofreading!

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This story is a sequel to The Canterlot Tea Party


When Celestia loses her prized marble collection, she will do anything to get it back.

Anything.








Special thanks to Duskhoof for editing and proofreading!

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A most heinous crime has been committed in Canterlot.

Justice will be...

Delicious.










Cover art by Granzon on Derpibooru! https://www.derpibooru.org/216170?q=safe

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Twilight Sparkle has lived an extraordinarily interesting and eventful life, over the course of the past few years. From her literal ascension to royalty and godhood, to defending her country numerous times, she has done many wonderful, and undoubtedly good deeds. But it is on a harsh winter night, where the cold chill bites into a pony's very bones, and the tempestuous winds howl like a ravenous pack of timberwolves, when she is asked a question she never expected to hear.

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After serving the Gryphic Confederacy during the invasion of the Shireland, and subsequent campaigns in YakYakistan, Rose Rune arrives home to find her mother passing of disease. Detailed in her will, were her final wishes; For her ashes to be scattered at the peak of the Canterhorn. Rose sets out to fulfill her mother's last request and to seek greener pastures in Equestria. leaving her home, and her comrades, behind. And now more than ever, the Ranger's motto holds true.

"Look forward, Never behind."

Set 7 years before season 1, sex tag is for implied sex.

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