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Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.


(Based upon the Team Fortress 2 mod and Garry's Mod gamemode: Prop Hunt!)

There is a ruckus in the castle. Maids are bewildered, guards are confused, nobles are aghast, and the Princesses are absolutely baffled. It seems that at some unforeseen point in the past, objects in the castle have gained sentience. Be it a quill, a brush, a stalk of celery, or one of Princess Celestia's personal effects, it has gotten up and zoomed around at some point. Why, just last week Prince Blueblood's coveted family heirloom, a solid gold egg, flew right off his shelf and disappeared down the hallway.

With Princess Twilight growing more and more infuriated, and with a theory that these objects might just be one perpetrator, the mysteriously mad romp of the objects may soon come to an end.

But not before the interloper has some fun.

(Cover art coming soon.)

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 39 )

Hm. I will say I'm actually enjoying it thus far. Though I have one thing to say.

Three Night Guards retired from their duties early when one of their own spears beat two of my guards into submission

The prop can fight back. The hunters shall never win now.

cursing the Prop to the bowls of Tartarus

Also, I'm 95% sure this should be bowels (Unless you wanted to put bowls.).

4084770 Oh damn, the bowls thing is pretty embarrassing. :twilightblush: Thank you kindly!

4084784 No problemo good author.

You have my attention, my fav, and my axe.

Random question: are you going to base the prop's activities on any particular famous youtube personality?

I haven't read the story yet, but would you say the prop acts nervously?

I would like to see more of this.

You hve my interest.

Oh, man, this is GOLDEN. :rainbowlaugh:

4084996 I'm letting Nova (James) and company inspire me. Not to mention some rather silly pieces of music and whatnot. :pinkiehappy:

4085394 I hope I can keep it. :derpytongue2:

4085185 Then you probably will. :moustache:

4085161 The Prop goes through emotions that you'll be able to detect through its actions and when I get lazy and outright tell you how it feels in the story. :twilightsheepish:

Will the Prop be able to speak?

Not just that weird "ATATATATTATATATATTATATTATATATAT" sound.:moustache:

4092131 Nope! Just sound effects that I can snatch from Youtube. :twilightsmile:

Now with 20% more links. :rainbowwild:

damn that cocky bastard.:rainbowlaugh:

God damn these ponies suck.

4115949 Have you ever played Prop Hunt? Hunters always suck. :rainbowlaugh:

will nanners be making an appearance in this story?

4120075 Depends on the readers' choice, I suppose. It wasn't planned, but this is by no means a sequential storyline, so it could happen. A little bit of a guest appearance every once and a while couldn't hurt.

tl;dr: I'll think about it. :trixieshiftright:

Another Great Chapter


5062118 I'm doing my research, yes. :twilightsmile:


5065571 If SeaNanners is going to be here then Gassy Mexican should join the fray, as well as some others they play with I.E. Chilled Chaos, EatMyDiction, and so on. :pinkiehappy:

You have unequivocally earned my like and my favorite.

This is pretty funny.

This certainly promises to be amusing. But will the author continue out? Find out next time, on Spikeball Z!

This is pure genius.
Though, if the prop disguises as an item, would it disappear?
Because in Gmod prop hunt, the Item WILL NOT disappear.
The best strategy is actually having a long range weapon to INCARCERATE it.

Would love to see more of this

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