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Prince Blueblood's 21st is approaching, and with it, his ascension to the throne. The only problem; he's a stallion. All of Equestria's leaders have been female. As have all their children, but for some reason Blueblood was born a male. Celestia thought she could overlook this by finding and teaching a suitable pupil, but Twilight Sparkle has created her own Empire in Ponyville and has no interest in moving back to Canterlot. So the sisters are left with one option if they ever want to retire; turn Blueblood into a mare.

Oh he may protest and hate the idea at first, but he doesn't have a choice, now does he, if she's to rule Equestria.

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This is a "work on it when I feel like it" story, so there isn't regular updates.

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Comments ( 37 )

It's a good thing Celestia forgot about Sunset Shimmer, or her whole argument goes right out the window.

Or Nightmare Moon, for that matter.

Hahaha! This is great so far! All of the reactions are pretty genuine, and the comedy is past the 'what-if' phase. Let's see what humors await our transgender unicorn!:trollestia:

If I was Blueblood I would be laughing hysterically on the floor wondering why they were about to piss off the pony they were handing the lives of millions of ponies over to. I would give them an ultimatum, I get to stay a stallion or I run the country so tyrannically that it would be a mercy on the ponies for the princesses to incinerate it right then. For the sake of the story it would be a bad idea, but in an even slightly realistic situation it would probably work.

"Because they can't be trusted." Luna stated so coldly it made BlueBlood's stomach turn. He looked to Celestia and she too was glaring down at him.

"Never has a ruler of Equestria had a colt for a foal, everyone with royal blood only ever has fillies. It was a spell cast long ago to ensure the throne would only go to a female." Suddenly Celestia turned on him, "But then you happened, the mysterious variable, an outlier, the one that shouldn't be, the accident. Although we were confused, we decided to forget about it, afterall, we had candidates already."

"Because stallions are susceptible to greed and become power hungry." Luna stated," Discord, King Sombra, Tirek; all examples of stallions who were rulers, but ultimately caused trouble. Mares have a natural nurturing side to them due to the fact that we are mothers. We care for our subjects like children and would do anything to help them. Males don't have this nurturing nature. They see only subjects that they can control and hold power over."

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Why do I even read stories that take place in universes where the princesses are lobotomized.

Yes, I did read the author's notes.

This has potential, but if it doesn't end in the razing of Equestria with the towers of Canterlot burning to the ground I think it might be a little anticlimactic. </blueblood goes into season>

6014232 Sunset Shimmer can be considered an off and on canon character.

And so it begins...

Well 9.5/10 you lost .5 because of how uncaring and arrogant you made celestia. I can't even think of her calling twilight a failure.

6014232 Luna herself seems to have forgotten Nightmare moon...

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Yeah, that's extremely misandric. Alas, let's not start a damn flamewar.

wow.... just wow.... all the characters here are characterized horribly. Bluebloodbelle is the only one here who's character is completely out of wack. Celestia and Luna are complete assholes, and everyone else just seems to damn calm about it. No office but wanting to retire doesn't justify being dicks and forcing a change as drastic as gender on someone. As for it being comedy, well then it has to be funny for for that, I'll give you time, and I hope over that time the character get better

:trollestia: <(Foolish Mortal! You cannot stand in the way of Mare-garitas on the beach and our sunny condo on the Gallopacos Islands!)
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Deliciously evil fun!

Looks like the Princesses forget about Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, the Dazzlings, Lightning Dust, Suri Polomare, Gilda and Starlight Glimmer, cause those mares would be such good leaders. You could even consider Spitfire a bad leader in Rainbow Falls. And at the same time also forgot Shining Armor, Fancy Pants, Starswirl, Sheriff Silverstar, Chief Thunderhooves, Seabreeze and King Aspen (from the comics).
I hope that Bluebelle finds a way to keep being herself without losing being himself. There a certainly feminine things she will enjoy but I'm certain that there are also masculine things he enjoyed before. And there is no reason that a different body would mean that she couldn't enjoy those. It doesn't matter what the rest of Equestria think, she's the Princess of Equestria, highest authority in the country. She can do what she wants.
Also hope that the romance tag doesn't mean that Bluebelle is suddenly attracted to stallions. The only thing that changed was her body. She has still the same cutie mark, the same dreams and the same wants. A different body shouldn't suddenly change who she is or was...

6073849 I wouldn't be so sure about the orientation thingy... I'm transgender and before I was on hormones I leaned more towards girls, but now I can't keep my eyes of men. :twilightblush:

Also is this fic still alive?

I feel that the comedy of this series would be improved if Blueblood started giving as well as he takes. I'd like to see Blueblood start messing with Celestia and Luna with his new found power while looking completely reasonable to an outsider. It might be fun to see them realize that he's not going to let them retire in luxury.

"I can't just grant you two a pension because of your poor planning, that would be showing blatant favoritism! If you wanted to spend like you did as princesses then you should have put money into a better retirement plan. It's not my fault you didn't invest in a good 401K."

And so forth.

6018885 If you read the notes at the end of the first chapter, you would see that the Author recognises this.

Plot hole!!!! Luna has not been ruling for the past thousand year!!! She has been on the moon!! Unless of course she's opting for early retirement :raritywink:

OMG. YOUR STORY MADE ME FEEL BAD FOR BLUEE BLOOD XP

*laugh laugh* xP your story made me feels Tory for bluebells... XD

c: I wuv it. Right more in your free time :D

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I'm transgender and before I was on hormones I leaned more towards girls, but now I can't keep my eyes of men.:twilightblush:

I know right, those nasty buggers just keep running off.

*reads summary* Once (s)he's in charge, can't (s)he just change the laws so that males can inherit? Or better yet, just have the princesses change the laws so he can?

6014672 (Tranny-in-Chief, Princess Poof, Queen Queer, BlueBorn-a-Man, Call me Caitlyn, I could go on forever)

Wheres the next chapter my br0? Its been like two weeks.


isk disapproves of this :moustache:

6170882 I was thinking of going onto the next step and taking hormones. Whats it like? Pm me please.

6749321 Here's a question. Is there a law preventing males from ruling? I have read the summary, so I'll have to get to the story soon to find out. If there isn't a law, then... fuck them.

OK, gotta say, I love your story so far, most things about it are fine, but the one problem I have is just how forced the whole situation is, or rather Celestia and Luna. They're extremely out of character. You could never imagine Celestia practically forcing somepony to swap genders just for the sake of how it's mostly male rulers who end up becoming corrupt. I'm not gonna call it sexism, that'd be pushing it, but somethings a little wrong here. Did Celestia forget about what happened with Nightmare Moon? She was a mare, so it's not like they never do wrong. Again, really love the story, but I felt I had to get this off my chest.

Poor BlueBele, the karma is paying off

I predict that had you continued this, Bluey would've become suicidal/bitter/angry-at-the-world, that sort of thing.

Keep it up! I love the randomnity! Wait a minute, was that actually discord in disguise?

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starswirl and captain hurricane are only pony males in story that're both powerful and have free reign.

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