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ferret


Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

You can find all of my stories in-progess, including a bunch of ones not published here, on my website. I have a "real" blog there, too.
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You can email me directly fimferret2, at critter.cloudns.org if you want.

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2512869

Well thanks for updating. I will be sure to read it as early as next December.

2512866
The final exams or the exams to pass to the next part, because I'm at the last part of the four-part course.

Also, I updated Roborganics. Surprise. Dargon really wanted it and, since I got past that 'need comments' thing, I thought 'why not'. Going to take a long time to recover my thoughts about it, though.

2512841
did you pass your networking exams yet

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

1) Impossible odds.
...except if the characters can overcome them.
2) Amnesia.
3) Ultraviolence.
4) Court Politics.
5) "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."
6) Remarking in your story how “random” it is.
7) Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.
8) Human finding a baby pony in a box.
9) Human in Ponyland.
10) Pony story without any actual ponies.
11) Alicorn OC.
12) Zombie Outbreak.
13) Vampires.
14) A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.
15) Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"
16) The kooky life of [insert name here]
17) Multiple personalities.
18) Infinite multiverse.
19) So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)
20) Writing or drawing based cutie marks.
21) Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)
22) Vidya.
23) Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC
24) In the story summary:
1) who is paired with whom
2) “not your ordinary”
3) a mysterious stranger
4) "this is my first fic"
5) telling us to read on
especially to “find out”

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