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ferret


Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

I have a "real" blog here and my stories in-progress are mirrored too.
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You can email me directly fimferret2, at critter.cloudns.org if you want.

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Thanks for the fav!
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*snickers quietly*

2448257 Trying to pass my networking exams.

And also doping experimental stories, that next to no-one reads.

2448045 Been going to a happiness group recently, where they go over the research in recent decades about happiness. This week's assignment was to pick a day in which you perform 5 random acts of kindness, because unlike wealth, being kind to others is proven to increase personal happiness. I'm not sure how to complete that assignment when I'm almost completely isolated from all human contact, though. :trixieshiftleft:

How about yourself?

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

1) Impossible odds.
...except if the characters can overcome them.
2) Amnesia.
3) Ultraviolence.
4) Court Politics.
5) "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."
6) Remarking in your story how “random” it is.
7) Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.
8) Human finding a baby pony in a box.
9) Human in Ponyland.
10) Pony story without any actual ponies.
11) Alicorn OC.
12) Zombie Outbreak.
13) Vampires.
14) A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.
15) Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"
16) The kooky life of [insert name here]
17) Multiple personalities.
18) Infinite multiverse.
19) So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)
20) Writing or drawing based cutie marks.
21) Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)
22) Vidya.
23) Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC
24) In the story summary:
1) who is paired with whom
2) “not your ordinary”
3) a mysterious stranger
4) "this is my first fic"
5) telling us to read on
especially to “find out”

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