• Member Since 20th Jan, 2013
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Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

For the love of Celestia

Look at how many favorites I have. I am a two bit fave whore. Stop thanking me just because I faved your story. It doesn't even mean I liked it! Just that I may be interested in updates for now. There is no reason to thank me for a fave. It's complete lunacy!

Thank me for my "amazing" commenting ability or for writing "so many" inspiring stories. But for the love of Celestia please, no thanks for a fave. It just makes me feel bad, for not having anything else to give you that you feel worth mentioning.

You can find all of my stories in-progess, including a bunch of ones not published here, on my website. I have a "real" blog there, too.
You can email me directly fimferret2, at critter.cloudns.org if you want.
My PGP key is rsa2048/7427625CBD42FE2E (0204 264A A8AB 68E3 876D 67DA 7427 625C BD42 FE2E) or here.
I also am available on Tox, usually, at

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(Just checking to make sure I can still post things here; I've found that I can't for some users (Blocked? Accidentally?), and it's been a while, according to my understanding of my Sent box's indicators, since you're opened a PM from me. I'm not demanding you reply or even read, just trying to make sure it's not the website preventing you from seeing my messages.
Sorry about the clutter, if this does go through.)

Oh, good, it did work. Well, I hope you're doing well, whatever you're up to. :)

With everything that is going on in the world, fiction may not seem like a high priority and it may be difficult to write because of it, but if you do feel inclined to write, please do, because stories do much to uplift spirits.

Oh, dammit I forgot to enable OCSP stapling in nginx. Fixed. Thanks. :facehoof:

It seems your TLS certificate has the OCSP must-staple feature but your server doesn't do OCSP stapling. Firefox enforces must-staple and refuses connecting to your website with MOZILLA_PKIX_ERROR_REQUIRED_TLS_FEATURE_MISSING.


https://critter.cloudns.org/stories/html/ you mean? Works fine for me, and you're allowing me to have it until March of this year. What happens when you try to visit it?

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Never Write These

The following concepts are overused, ineffective, unappreciated or spoiled.

  1. Impossible odds.
    ...except if the characters can overcome them.
  2. Amnesia.
  3. Ultraviolence.
  4. Court Politics.
  5. "I can totally make people like this unpopular concept."
  6. Remarking in your story how “random” it is.
  7. Chapters that are unrelated prompt based minifics.
  8. Human finding a baby pony in a box.
  9. Human in Ponyland.
  10. Pony story without any actual ponies.
  11. Alicorn OC.
  12. Zombie Outbreak.
  13. Vampires.
  14. A mysterious new pony comes to Ponyville.
  15. Any variants on the phrase "So, what do we do now?"
  16. The kooky life of [insert name here]
  17. Multiple personalities.
  18. Infinite multiverse.
  19. So-and-so loves such-and-such but will it work out??? (unless it doesn't)
  20. Writing or drawing based cutie marks.
  21. Crossovers with non-stories (card-games, vidya, etc)
  22. Vidya.
  23. Everyone loves/hates/gives all the attention to an OC
  24. In the story summary:

    1. who is paired with whom
    2. “not your ordinary”
    3. a mysterious stranger
    4. "this is my first fic"
    5. telling us to read on
      especially to “find out”


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