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ferret


Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

Jun
15th
2018

The Mean Six · 5:51am Jun 15th, 2018

I just saw the latest episode The Mean Six, and... it occurred to me just how horrifying this would have been for the version of the main six from my story Harmonized, especially if they had found out what happened to Chrysalis's minions.

The Tree of Harmony doesn't f*ck around. :rainbowderp:

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Oct
16th
2017

Corrections to my OTHER stories go here · 12:44am Oct 16th, 2017

This blog post is so that people offering many wonderful, helpful, appreciated corrections and suggestions for my various stories, including the ones on my website, so that people giving suggestions can stop cluttering up the comments section of my stories with their giant blocks of spoilered text, Reese.

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Sep
18th
2017

Story Creation Not Working · 7:08pm Sep 18th, 2017

Well, I story creation here isn't working for me. Have to wait for the staff to contact me or... something. If you still want to read my stories, I also keep them on my website.

Sorry, again. I was trying to publish a new story for everyone to read, but it just keeps sending me to the login page instead of creating the story, where I'm helpfully informed "You are already logged in!"

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Sep
15th
2017

Terrible Trivium · 8:19pm Sep 15th, 2017

I was trying to make an illustration for the last chapter of Returning Home, and Cloudsdale was in it, and... well, I meant to half-ass it by drawing a bunch of bumpy clouds and labeling it "this totally is Cloudsdale" (with discorded Rainbow Dash sitting on top) but then I was like, "Huh, I wonder how they got the inside corners of those clouds to spiral like that. You'd need to use two separate paths to accomplish that, wouldn't you? Oh that reminds me of a trick I wanted

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Jun
16th
2017

Derpy's Eyes · 9:48am Jun 16th, 2017

Not saying that the show writers are totally reading my fanfics when they plan out their next season, but the show writers are totally reading my fanfics when they plan out their next season. Yep, that's basically the only explanation.

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May
7th
2017

Roughing it. · 9:50am May 7th, 2017

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Feb
20th
2017

Lost My Groove · 3:21am Feb 20th, 2017

Well, with my stories all languishing unread and unknown on my website here for the past 3 months, let me regale you now, with the tale of the most unpublishable story I've ever written, the story that I was working on just now, instead of Bloom Filter, and I don't know why.

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Dec
8th
2016

Still Alive · 4:30am Dec 8th, 2016

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Nov
23rd
2016

Broke my collar bone · 9:09am Nov 23rd, 2016

Bicycle keeps trying to kill me! Pain isn't too bad. Currently typing at about 2 letters per second, one handed. May be slow to update for a while. :ajsleepy:

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Jul
30th
2016

Bloom Filter Stuff · 1:52am Jul 30th, 2016