I've developed a twitch in my jaw, signifying that I am officially on the road to going completely insane. It was bound to happen eventually.

What up? So, as promised, I have officially started my contest. You will find the detailed post here. I decided to call the contest Precious Progress because, well, that's the point. Progress. Anyway, if you want to learn more, visit the thread.

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So... Ali ditzed, didn't look at the schedule, and missed her Friday morning shift, forcing MomCord to cover it... Fffuuuuuuuuu--
And then she had her car towed so she wasn't able to work her Saturday morning shift either, making Snowfire cover it... Fffuuuuuuuuu--
And she couldn't get her car out yesterday, so Snowfire couldn't just do a shift-trade with Ali so she'd have a day off and not go into overtime... Fffuuuuuuuuu--

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...such a thing as too much Equestria Girls?

The reason I ask because the last three days during my mid-day naps before work (which consists of 6 pm to 6 am, by the way) I've been having dreams that I'm cuddling with Sunset Shimmer.

Am I going nuts or does anypony else have dreams like that also?

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First, the "attack" on the U.S. embassy in Iraq was what, in any other country or against any other target, would be called a "riot". There were rocks thrown at buildings, a few broken doors, and a single instance of arson. What there was not, was any use of guns, bombs, or grenades. What there was not, was any injury reported. It was, for all appearances, a spontaneous mob, and they did spontaneous mob things; namely spraying graffiti. Yes, Donald Trump decided that the proper response to

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No, I didn't forget. Just ended up getting visitation rights to my brother for Christmas lunch, ended up spending it with him in hospital. Ended up watching him read my last blog post, cried like a baby at the author's note. Never seen that before.

Anyway! I'm pushing it back to New Years. The next socially acceptable time to be hungover the next morning. Sounds like one hell of a plan.

In the mean time! In the mean time!

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This site is awesome and all with all the new friends I've made here. Kind, social, and a perfect place to spend your spare time. Seems like a perfect place, but of course, nothing is perfect. Like, literally. There are times where you'll encounter some REALLY negative people. And occasionally, you'll find depressed users who just hate their miserable lives. Maybe even users that have actually died...

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Now that I think about it, I must be insane. I do the exact same things over and over again and expect different result. I always thought I was just optimistic. That, or I'm just incredibly stupid.

I can't sleep. I knew this would happen but I came here anyway.

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So... At my work site, my supervisor could put me on overnights (10p-6a/11p-7a) at the truck gate, or on second shift (3p-11p) at one of the two employee gates...

Pro for Employee gate shift: I get to potentially have sleep-snuggles with Fiancé.
Con for Employee gate shift: Standing for hours on end; physical agony.

Pro for Truck gate shift: Work I'm good at; time with my supervisor (who is AWESOME); active

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I never mentioned this one, did I?

The Catch - Part Four
The Catch - Part Three
The Catch - Part Two
The Catch - Part One

Woops.

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Well... the 13th of November came and went with little fanfare... I no longer work at the steel mill, and now I'm doing odd shifts at UPS shipping facilities or at another site while doing Anti-Piracy work in theaters for advance screenings of movies...

This has resulted in me seeing several movies... Obviously I can't say much, but here's what I can say:
*Passengers - An okay movie
*Sing - Cute and funny. Would recommend.

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I feel like I want to explode in wrath like Hades right now... because... YouTube has just been crazy lately.

I enjoy watching YouTube videos everyday especially on my favorite content channels I watch; however, just recently several YouTube accounts I’ve watched many times for their Transformers/Batman videos have been terminated. I was like... WHAT?!? WHY!! I was so confused and upset that those channels are gone for good.

As if things couldn’t get any worse, I hear about THIS:

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Come on over. We'll try to get back to our regularly scheduled nonsense as quickly as possible.

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213885/the-not-so-cynical-creators-guild

Prepare for Internet Explorer.

It's Memorial Day, but I have no Memorial Day-related thoughts, other than playing hippie anti-war songs on the radio on Memorial Day is insulting the war dead, not honoring them. For f**k's sake.

Grumpy old men around the world recollecting walking uphill to school through the snow were upstaged this week by these cute Chinese school-kids who AIEEEE I CAN'T LOOK!!!

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Here you go!

Not made by me, by the way.

IN WHICH DEPRESSION SUCKS
I hate to even write about this, because I don't like bringing others down. But, since it's highly doubtful anyone will read this post, I can look at it instead as a little personal catharsis. After all, talking about your problems is one avenue to trying to get a handle on them. And if it helps my writing, so much the better.

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Probably I'm gonna......well, post a blog. because I'm.... well, before I turn into a turd, i will just put normal stuff.

Insanity is doing the same shit, over and over again, expecting shit to change.

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Glad no one is insane.

TPonies of Fire

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Random

Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.

• Violence
• Death
• OC
• Other
• Bat Pony

Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  8  11 · 375 views

Yes, this is another collab with Super Trampoline.

Strange things happen when my rated-E humor clash with his rated-T humor.