• Member Since 4th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Mar 4th, 2019

Bootsy Slickmane


Retired writer and graphic artist.

T

Tirek threatens to take over all of Equestria with his magic-stealing powers. In order to keep him from obtaining their alicorn magic, the four princesses must hide their power away...

... in an old potato.

Chapters (1)
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!
Comments ( 40 )

Considering the number of DBZ references in the episode... why not a shout out to "The Incredible Fighting Candy," right?

*reads description*
I am immediately liking and favoriting this story. :rainbowderp:


"Yes. If it means keeping Equestria safe, I'll give up my magic," she turned to the tuber in the box, "and put it in this potato."

That line is not only hilarious to imagine but inexplicably erotic, to boot.

This...was simply amazing!

The chest, the gut, the eye, the crotch, the foot, the crotch, the other gut, the crotch.

Lucky guy, only got hit in the crotch three times. Most potatoes I know hit you in the crotch at least seven times, eight if it doesn't like you.

4368455
"The Incredible Fighting Candy?" What is that?
*Looks it up. Watches whole episode.* :rainbowlaugh: Oh, man, that is so weird.
... as if I have much room to talk, at this point.

4368711
As is your comment.

4369151
Why, thank you!

4369205
The Great Moldy Potato shows mercy where others show none, for he is the truest of heroes.

4369307
I wish I knew, man, I really do.

The whole time I was reading, I kept thinking about this:
[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4XAUdxfF3Q]

They still haven't made a Tirek tag yet?!

4370244
:rainbowlaugh:

4374252
I'm sure they'll get around to it if there are enough stories about him.

EDIT: Yup, they did. Hooray.

Potato becomes alicorn.
I'm leaving this fandom
MLP ruined forever
Such ruin
wow

4374972
You know, I was considering having the potato sprout a horn and moldy wings....
Screw it, I'm putting it in.

Out of all the things I thought would be written after the season finale, this is not one of them... I mean Wut?

4383197
Celestia's first line explaining their plan of action was pretty much my train of thought. I don't know why, but the idea just popped in there.

All hail Princess Potato!

Why am I generating over 9000.0 volts of energy? :rainbowhuh:

4370244 I was thinking of that moment I did that too. BECAUSE I WAS A POTATO!

4374993 I would just rather be a normal potato battery, thanks.:fluttershyouch::rainbowwild::pinkiesick::ajbemused::twilightoops::duck:

Out of all the things I expected to read when I came across this, I was not expecting Tirek to be beat up by the spud. I seriously bust a gut when "Alicorn Potato" arose. :rainbowlaugh:

This was good. :yay: Best wishes for you and your mom. :fluttershysad::heart:

4525366
Thanks man, we're doing what we can.

A potato?

Back in my day we've defeated giant evil centaurs with a "husk of corn".

4838640 I've beaten GODS with naught but a Fan O' War.:trollestia:

Moldy potato is best pony!
:yay:

Wot if I told you potato?
A: AAA0AH! The potato uprising has begun!*loads shotgun*
K: Um... Tirek hates Trees was a good fic? I dnt understand the question
Zel:...
Crystal: And what if I resond with turtle?
Oh great. Zelgadis is zoning out. Thats the problem with characters from the slayers and other ninties anime.

Wot if I told you potato?
A: AAA0AH! The potato uprising has begun!*loads shotgun*
K: Um... Tirek hates Trees was a good fic? I dnt understand the question
Zel:...
Crystal: And what if I resond with turtle?
Oh great. Zelgadis is zoning out. Thats the problem with characters from the slayers and other ninties anime.

4370244
Yeah! I was also thinking about how GLaDoS was a potato, and how this mighthave worked...!!! do you think it was the same potato that GLaDoS was put into and then taken back out of?!? XD, mostly just kidding!

Many, many years ago, Potatoes were well known for being some of the most powerful beings on the planet, but over the years, they have gotten lazy, sitting in the dirt and simply growing plants from their heads.

But not this one.

This potato was different.

This potato was...

DA POTATO O' POWAH!!!

(May I requess access to make a spinoff fanfic about your potatoes?) :pinkiehappy:

Also now I wish their was a potato pony in the series.

6390574
To not write about the poatoes' mighty return to glory would be a crime. Make it so.

6393354

I'm so, so, SO sorry... I just can't think of any ideas. My first fanfic I already put on hiatus because I couldn't think of anything good to put in it, and second of all, my story writing skills are horrible. I can only write in script form, which isn't allowed on fimfiction...

6452185
Not a big deal. I can barely write anything myself, these days. Though, still, someone should make this tale about the rise of the potatoes.

6452633 Yeah. :ajbemused: I'm also back into school now so I don't have time for really even trying...

I wish this fic had more views, it deserves them! I'll never disrespect a potatoe again!

6452633 I figured out a way to fit that idea in!!! Read my story "Screw Time" and you'll get it. Basically, I'll be posting a sequel soon that details the "BakedPotatoLand" imploding, and thus the rise of the potatoes is born.

^^^It's late at night. I'm not sure how well I can words right now. :twilightblush:

*next thing you know the potato is going to hear him up

**
*i stand corrected
:rainbowlaugh:
Potatoes r so funny
Praise the moldy potato

I finally read this story.

Yes, my man. Yes. Worth it.

Login or register to comment
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!