• Member Since 4th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Mar 4th, 2019

Bootsy Slickmane


Retired writer and graphic artist.

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Equestria sure can be strange. Even downright absurd sometimes. Want some examples of silly ponies doing silly things? If so, you've come to the right place.


When I write a ridiculous story that's too short to stand on its own (or too inane), it goes here. This will be an ongoing series until I stop coming up with stupid ideas (which may not actually happen). I can't promise laughs, but I can promise silliness. Character tags will reflect the most-seen characters in the series, and may be subject to change.

Chapters (14)
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...Chysalis is going to regret that.

The only question is whether she'll start to regret it before or after the Crusaders' big sisters track them down...

My first thought- what did i just read?

This is pretty good though, and several sequences were quite funny!

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...poor Fluttershy. :fluttercry:

:applejackunsure:
Well, there are worse ways she could have used her wishes I suppose. She didn't spend the rest of her life miserable, she got her cutie mark, she got it one with her idol....
Wait, remind me what was bad about this again? :rainbowhuh:

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Well, I guess it might be harder to connect with her friends when she's so much older than them. She's got Dash, though, so I'm sure that softens the blow. Of course, the other two CMC never got their wishes....

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True, true...
Okay, there are issues with her wishes, but compared to the usual "you have ruined your life/completely wasted your wishes" it turned out pretty good.

Don't let the past bring you down Flutterhsy! You show that mean old toaster who's boss!!!

"Yeah, unicorns lay eggs. You didn't know that? I thought everypony knew that."

Heh. I liked it :3 It's so cute how Fluttershy's mind works.

Damnit, Lightning. That was epic. In the fail department.

I thought that stuff just fell out of the cloud house as blue ice?

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Since they don't have plumbing leading up there, I'm guessing they have septic tanks that just have to get emptied by some tanker vehicle every once in a while. Either that, or yeah, something magical.

6011487 All I'm saying is, the day after Rainbow Dash built her cloudhouse, ponies below started investing in wide-brimmed hats.

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...oh, Pinkie.

4672780: facehoof: unicorn don't lay eggs!:twilightsmile: alicorns do

Oh...I'm somewhat disappointed...

Ponies are silly creatures...

Overreacting AJ is best AJ.

:eeyup:: Eeyup.

"Um, Applejack? Are you feeling alright?" Rarity inquired, her magic poking a hook-ended stick into the vat. She withdrew it, pulling out a pale yellow dress. "You seem just a bit distressed."

Oh dear, depression can be genetic, I hope Applejack doesn't have distressed jeans.

.... I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it was not this.

Something tells me Lily will come back with more signatures. Or start building a Death Star in her backyard.

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Never underestimate the Flower Ponies.

Wow, when Twilight said all the ponies in that town are crazy she really wasn't kidding.

You mean he's not running around in a pegasus costume? Shame on you, he could have had flight powers. :trollestia:

Applejack stepped over, putting a hoof on Rainbow's shoulder. "You don't have to be ashamed. I mean, heck, the same thing happened to—"

There's a story there.

Quick! Somebody cover Sweetie Belle's virgin ears before it's too late!

So, can we give Lightning Dust an evil cat now?

Luna: I don't get paid enough to deal with this...

Stop. *_*

LA PUTA MADRE NO PUEDO!

ESTO ES DEMASIADO LA CONCHA DE LA LORA LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ ES LA MEJOR HISTORIA QUE LEO EN MUCHO TIEMPO HIJO DE PUTA CÓMO MIERDA HACÉS QUE SEA TAN BUENO!!


(sory for the spanish, but I simply cannot express how good it is in english)

Nothing gets pasta good disguise
:pinkiehappy:

And what of the poor gator, flank forever blank... :applecry:

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I couldn't have said it better myself! No, seriously. I don't speak Spanish, so there's no way I could say that. :twilightsmile:

Queen Chrysalis may have made a mistake.

Dun dun duuuuuun! (Dramatic eagle cry!)
:rainbowlaugh:

:yay: I may not know what the future holds, but hear me when I say, the toaster won't define me 'cause the toast is not today!
That is, um, if you don't mind. Eeep!

"Dying isn't fun, you know," he reminded her.

:duck: No offense..
(Pony Sunset pops up in a window, rolling her eyes...)

:facehoof:

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:rainbowlaugh:
You have no idea what I said, right?

LD: What happened?
:pinkiecrazy: Somepony set you up the bomb!

A wonderful collection of silliness. This was a lot of fun to binge-read.

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